Guess who's up at 4 (almost 5) in the morning! ME! Yeah, probably just me. As in, I'm not just waking up; I never went to sleep.
Also, Alyssa's probably - no, definitely going to kill me when she wakes up. Because who blows up someone's Snapchat at 3 and 4 in the morning about dumb shit they watched on YouTube? Oh, that's right. Me.
No, the real reason she's going to kill me is because I was cussing her out because she kept Snapchatting me at midnight, even after I told her that I'm going to sleep. Then at 3 and 4 in the morning, I sent her a shitload of snaps. Now I'm here talking about it to literally no one.
Also, I started watching a ton of random cosplay videos for no reason and found a really weird (yet somehow funny?) Welcome to Hell video. (I'm putting it in the media thing because everyone seriously needs to see this.)
When have I written so many parts? What the hell were all the other 71 parts? I don't even remember, honestly.
Does staying up for so long affect a person's brain? Is that a thing? Like, when I finally go to sleep and wake up in the "morning," will I not be aware that I wrote any of this at all? Am I going to get on Wattpad and question, "Who the hell wrote this? When did any of this happen? I don't watch cosplay videos. Why the hell did I watch what weird W2H video? Why the hell did that person even make that video?"
I don't really watch cosplay videos (not sorry). It's not really my type of entertainment. For some reason, I was watching it and now that's all I want to watch. I'm going to wake up after this and probably have different thoughts and a lot of questions for myself.
Anyways, I think my body's giving out or something. I don't know. I can't feel my eyelids. My legs feel weird. My face hurts all over. My arms are fine, but my hands kind hurt.
Ha! Autocorrect changed "My arms are fine" to "My arms are edible." Sometimes I wonder what my arms taste like.
Should I sleep? I feel like I should, but I don't want to. I just want to watch cosplay videos. SFA or some other shit. SFA and Peculiar Studios is all I know! Get off my back! Fuck. My back hurts now. Maybe I should sleep. Bye, I think? Nah, after this, I'll probably read some Sockathan or Lams or just watch some cosplay stuff.
Someone call help. I might actually be dying.
