Rocky: another tornado warning is now in effect!! This time it is an EF2!
Captain Hook: I see it let's get this baby!!! Down the road we go!!!! Let's get this EF2 tornado!!! I'm ready to get this tornado and get 'er into Dorothy!!
Chase: oh no a feather!!!!! (sneezes)
Ryder: we've got sisters and the third tornado is coming from Adventure Bay National Forest!!!!!
Captain Hook: let's catch these triplets!!! I will be very happy if we do! Hello Cyclone come to Daddy!!!!!
Ryder: a tornado is not a living thing so it cannot hear you! Or maybe they did because they've just shifted our way!!!! We've no time to find shelter they are rapidly closing in on us!!!
Rocky:(screaming)
Zuma: Guys, we'we inside the townadoes!!!!
Captain Hook: oh shoot oh shoot oh shoot oh shoot oh shoot we're going to die! Wait it just dissipated wohoo!! We're still alive!!! To my mom's house we go for lunch!!!!
Rocky: your mom lives over past the Imagine sea across the imagantic, and in where there's a thousand billion hurricanes and Hypercanes every year. One could even be heading there as we speak!!!! Anything is Possible!!!!!
Captain Hook: I want a restaurant instead!!! My mom makes the worst steak!!
Rocky: please order 6 orders of kibble one for each of us!!
Ryder: and I'm letting my brother Patrick come too!!! all he wants is lots and lots of macaroni and cheese!!! He may be about to get constipated or turn into a bowl of it!!!!!!
Captain Hook: very very funny!!!!!
Ryder: Patrick get in the car!!!!
Patrick: James what's up!!! And how is my favorite brother in the world doing!!!!
Ryder: actually first how are you doing?
Patrick: well I divorced Kayla and got married to a girl named Denise!!
Ryder: wow! If you guys were still married it would have been your 5th wedding anniversary back in February!!!! You're only 12!!!
Patrick: I remember being very handsome there at our wedding!!! This wedding was a bit more less than I expected!!! How are you and Katie doing????
Ryder: well we just went out on our 10th date!! Katie says she wants to engage me!!! And before the middle of the year!!!!
Patrick: if you get babies what are the names going to be?
Ryder: if it's a girl it is going to be Annabelle John Achsitvus, if it's a boy it's going to be Ryder John Achsitvus Jr.!!! But an argument against Katie about her name and Patricia!!! She's hoping she has a thousand girls that's exaggeration she has that many babies developing thing in her tummy, it'll explode all over the place!!!!
Patrick: yay another Pat in the family!!!!!
Katie: hi sweetheart!!!
Ryder: Katie would you like to come to dinner with us?????
Katie: YES!!!!!!!!
At the Dinner...
Captain Hook: Let's take our seats!!!!
Waiter:I am Teddy Johnny Evans Jr. What do we want to drink???????
Captain Hook: I would like you're Evans beer!!!
Patrick: Chocolate milk!!
Waiter: I knew you would say that!! I have seen you mostly drink chocolate milk!!! And Captain Hook, it's just beer mixed with lemonade.
Ryder:Soda for two!!!
Dogs:6 orders of water!!!!!
Captain Hook: look at those clouds are greenish! That means only one thing- another tornado is on the way!!!!!
Rocky: there's a warning just to our West!!!
Captain Hook: then after this back to work!!!!
Waiter: I know you're favorites!!!
Later...
Waiter: Dessert??????
All: Chocolate Mousse!!!!!
A bit later...
Waiter: everyone to the cellar of the restaurant!!! The tornado sirens are going off take shelter quickly or else you'll die! quickly quickly quickly quickly quickly quickly!!!
Captain Hook: let's go get this monstrosity!!!!!!
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Pirate twister
FanfictionCaptain Hook and the PAW patrol join forces to do tornado chasing. After all, Adventure bay is in Tornado Alley in Imaginaryland.
