"Roses are red, violets are blue, god made us pretty, what the f*ck happened to you?"
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"If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes... So why the hell do you wear a bra?"
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Guy: "Your bisexual?"
Me: "Yes." (I actually am though.. 🙂)
Guy: "Dude if you date a girl you're so gay."
Me: "At least I'll still be straighter than the pole your mom dances on."
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"Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is."
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"Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example."
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"Dude, I could eat a bowl of alphabet so up and sh*t out a smarter statement than that."
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Guy: "Suck my d*ck."
Me: "I'll get the microscope.."
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"I have a question. Have you ever considered becoming a missing person?"
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"A pretty girl can kiss a guy; a bird can kiss a butterfly; the rising sun and kiss the grass; but you my friend. Yes you. You can kiss my a$$."
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"People like you are the reason I'm on medication."
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"Someday I hope you choke on the sh*t you talk."
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Sorry if any of these are offensive. They. Are. Combacks. They WON'T be nice.
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Losowejust random things,K-pop stuff random facts, just for bored people, maybe some cute things as well😂😁 maybe even some come-backs
