I just realized I sat around and made poop all day
Why are they called heels... If you're on your toes?
Mountains are boobs of the earth.. Mountain climbers are perverts.
If it's your first time having Chipotle does that mean you got Chipotle-laid?
Is Jimmy Johns dad... Papa Johns?
Why do secret agents always wear suits? Wouldn't it just be comfortable to run around and fight crime in sweat pants or something?
If you spill coffee on a T-shirt is it still a tea-shirt?
What do you call a Jewish bartender? Hebrew.
I used to be a cell... My parents made a cell together, how do they even do that-? Oh no... WaIt.
Can I say "Hi, nice to meat you." To a Vegan?
The word 'imperfect' literally spells out, 'I'm perfect'.
Is there a janitor that doesn't know how to whistle?
Pickles are just small teenager cucumbers..
Is it called fall because the temperature and leaves start to drop?
Cars, are giant moving cup holders..
- Liza Koshy
Have you ever just thought that we are all dolls being controlled by god or someone?
- Delilah *...*3!+$;$;#
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I don't know anymore ✓
Randomjust random things,K-pop stuff random facts, just for bored people, maybe some cute things as well😂😁 maybe even some come-backs
