Hiiiiiilllllloooooooowwwww guys!! Whats up? Are you guys just about ready to kill me now for my disappearance? I'm pretty sure you are.
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!! PLEASE I BEG OF YOU!! LoL!
But seriously, don't kill. Anyways, I AM SOOOOOO VERY SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING FOR SO DAMN LONG! At first it was because of the exams but then after exams I got in this weird funk like mood where I didn't feel like writing and I didn't want to force myself to write through that because I would turn my story into crap. I don't want that. You guys deserve to read better. Then, I just got too lazy. I haven't even done most of my homework then! THAT'S HOW LAZY I GOT! I've caught up to my homework today. So, I am really sorry about the extremely long wait, hopefully I won't leave you guys hanging for that long ever again!
OH MY GOD GUYS!! I MADE THE BADMINTON TEAM AT MY SCHOOL!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! I AM SOOOOO FRIGGEN DAMN HAPPY!!!! EEEEEEP! When I was told that I made the team, I was practically jumping up and down and screaming for joy. LoL!
I also watched one of the best disney movies ever! FROZEN!!! IT WAS SOOO FRICKEN DAMN AMAZING AND I LOVE THAT MOVIE TO PIECES!! I also re-watched Tangled. I love that movie to the moon and back. I LOVE YOU FLYN RYDER!! I'm attracted to cartoon/animated characters. Is that strange?
To the side is an amazing song that I am listening to now that I haven't listened to in almost 4 or more years. =D
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->Anyways, here's the chapter you've all been awaiting for!! I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT!!! =D
Oh, I also wanted you guys to know that I started a new story! More info on it in the Authors Note at the bottom! =D
Enjoy!
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~Chapter Twenty-Six~
My scream reaches a knew high as the car suddenly lurches forward, making the wolf fall head first onto the ground. I hear a laugh break through my screaming as the car speeds out of the parking lot, weaving through all the other cars parked here. I grip the arm rests tightly to avoid flying off the seat and into the dashboard.
From the corner of my eyes, I see Mr. Greek God Jerk Bad Boy steel a glance towards me.
"PUT ON YOUR SEAT BELT!" He yells at me.
"SLOW DOWN THE CAR AND I'LL BE ABLE TO!" I scream back. Good green muffin cakes! The man's driving faster than the water falling at Niagara Falls how the Crawly cat does he expect my to buckle myself in!!!
"DO YOU WANT TO DIE! CUZ WE WILL IF I SLOW DOWN!!"
"WE'LL DIE IF YOU KEE-" I cut myself off as a screech of horror escapes my lips as a huge devils red wolf leaps onto the road blocking our passage. Mr. Greek God Jerk Bad Boy hits the break and yanks the steering wheel to the right making the car swivel to the left. Changing the gear, he speeds off into the direction we were coming from before turning into the woods.
"AAAAHHHHH!! WHY THE GREEN DEMI GODS OF PINK DOLPHIN OILS ARE WE DRIVING THROUGH THE WOODS!! OH MY GOD YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME!! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US!! YOU MURDERER!! YOU BLUEBERRY KUALA BEAR HEADED DONKEY BUTT!!! YOU'RE GOING TO-AAHHHH!" I break off into a shriek as we lunch out of the woods and onto the road on the opposite side.
Dodging past all the honking cars, we get onto the right lane and Mr. Greek God Jerk Bad Boy finally slows down the car. Falling back into the seat, I shut my eyes and take deep breaths, trying to calm my racing heart. Good great Jesus Christ of golden colored banana milkshakes! Now I know how Tommy feels when I drive.
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My Crazy Cinderella Story
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