My Crazy Cinderella Story

~Chapter Twenty Nine~

Wat up yaaaa'lllll?! How's your guys' summer going so far? Mines going pretty great! =D

Anyways, this update came later than I was expecting to update but, I had to rewrite this all over again because my computer deleted it all. Then, my computer starting being even more retarded and now it doesn't even function properly! IT KEEPS OPENING RANDOM SITES WHEN EVER YOU OPEN THE INTERNET!!! God I hate my computer!!! D=
So, I am currently updating from my iPod so there won't be any pictures of songs on the side. For now. And please excuse the mistakes, again, I'm updating and writing from my iPod.

Well, that's it for now!

ENJOY!!!!

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~Chapter Twenty Nine~

A huge gasp falls out of my mouth as my brain's attacked by such a viscous, aching pain. The pain is so intense that my whole body freezes for a few seconds. What the cow chewing turtle is happening to me?!

The second that my body is no longer paralyzed, my hands instantly fly to my head, clutching it and squeezing it, trying to dull the pain. The pain is so strong and horrible that I can't even scream or make a sound, heck I can't even move!! It's like me feet are nailed into the floor! LORD OF THE GREEN STICK MAN GOD!!! What the red kabuki is happening to me?! It feels like someone is trying, and succeeding, to jab my brain a thousand million times by a million of those super duper sharp Japanese swords while a hole is being drilled into my skull as it closes in and attempts to collapse on top of my brain, crushing it to bits.

Just as the pain starts to get waaaay to much and my knees start to give away, two pairs of hands clutch at my arms, holding me up and keeping me from collapsing and becoming a clutter of limbs on the floor. The people on either side of me both take one of my arms and wrap them around their necks before wrapping one of their arms around my waist. They support my weight as they carry me to wherever they're taking me.

I feel the pounding in my head intensify with the movement. Darkness starts to poke and sweep into my brain, making everything start to become a bit hazy. Oh, and lets not forget the constant babbling of the people carrying me that helped increase the intensely horrible pain in me head. Oh my heavenly chocoholics!!! Are you two ninkinpoops completely and utterly empty in the head?! Can you not see that I am dying here and your constant yapping is not HELPING!?!?

I can't even clutch my head to at least dull the growing pain in my head a little because these two clown butt licking gorillas are holding my hands!!! Gosh people! This ain't no romantic Nicholas Sparks movie! You don't need to be hold my hands!

GAAAAAHHH! MOTHER OF BLACK AND GREEN SMURFETTE LOVING GNOMES!!! WHAT THE BLUEBERRIES IS WRONG WITH MY HEAD?!?!?

Finally, after what seemed like an eternity of walking, we come to a stop, after I'm placed on a soft cloud. A light whimper of pain escapes me as my position from standing upright is shifted to laying on my back. AH!! BLUE CHEESE LOVING CAKE MONSTER!!! WHY IS MY BRAIN HURTING SO MUCH?!!? Oh my god. IS MY BRAIN DISINTEGRATING?!!? NOOOOO!!! THAT CAN NOT BE HAPPENING!!! NO WAY IN EVILSVILLE!!! MY BRAIN CAN NOT BE BREAKING DOWN INTO TINY USELESS BITS! MY BRAIN IS SUPPOSED TO BE DISPLAYED IN A MUSEUM AS THE MOST AMAZBALL BRAIN TO EVER GRACE THE UNIVERSE!! I can already see it...

"Here I show you the most amazing brain in the entire universe! Alexis Jude Black's brain!" The museum lady announces in a real enthusiastic tone as she directs a happy and cheering crowd of people towards a see-through box made of glass that contains my amazball awesometastic brain!