Cat’s POV:
After dinner, all the cats (not counting Kuvvet and Lavender) gathered in the living room.
“So, who are you newbies anyways?” Happy meowed, head on his paws.
The group of cats stuck together nervously.
“We’re the Akatsuki.” The cat named Ritter said.
Blaze perked up.
“The… Akatsuki? Searching for peace, correct?” he asked.
The feline named Lavender padded up to us.
“Yes. That is correct.” She said.
Blaze tilted his head in concentration.
“K… Konan?” he meowed.
Lavender stiffened.
“How do you know my name?” she meowed.
Blaze’s eyes widened.
“It me! Yahiko! Don’t you remember me?” Blaze…or Yahiko, meowed loudly.
“Yah… Yahiko?” she meowed, eyes wide with disbelief.
Yahiko just stared at Konan.
“You’re not Yahiko. Yahiko’s dead.” Konan said, backing away.
“But I am Yahiko!” Yahiko meowed indignantly.
“You can’t be. He’s dead.” Konan meowed flatly. Turning to the rest of the Akatsuki, she eyed them.
“I’ll be with Nagato. Itachi, Sasori, you are temporarily in charge.”
Then Konan left the room.
Yahiko walked into a corner and began sulking.
‘All right, I want to know your names.’ Drac meowed flatly.
((A/N: Here’s a list for the Akatsuki so you don’t get confused.))
Ritter = Itachi Uchiha
Barracuda = Kisame Hoshigaki
Ember = Sasori Akasuna
Xantho = Deidara
Kuvvet = Nagato
Lavender = Konan
Meggle = Zetsu
Låkare = Tobi
BB (Biting B***h) = Hidan
Zipper = Kakuzu
"I am Madara Uchiha. Do not anger me." Madara said flatly.
Everyone stood frozen in place.
"Hi. I'm Yahiko." Yahiko said, waving a paw.
“And my name is Hashirama Senju!” Happy/Hashirama said, giving the group a cat-like grin.
The Akatsuki’s eyes widened.
“You’re… the First Hokage?” Kakuzu said, “The last time I saw you… you were awful at gambling… Have you improved?”
A sly grin creeped up on Kakuzu’s face as he said that.
“I’m afraid I haven’t!” Hashirama grinned, before chuckling.
Kakuzu’s grin widened.
“We might have to prove that theory.” Kakuzu said.
“SHUT. THE. F**K. UP. KAKUZU! More importantly, I want to know where the f**k I am and why the f**king hell I’m a f**king cat!” Hidan snapped.
“Wait! You guys were turned into cats as well?” Hashirama said, sitting straight up suddenly.
Then all of a sudden you could hear a piano playing.
Zetsu tilted his head.
“What is that odd sounding noise?” He said.
Hashirama perked up again.
“She must be finished with her work! ‘Cmon Ma-” Hashirama said, and then noticed that the black cat had left. He probably left a while ago, as well.
All the other cats facepalmed.
Except for the emo ones.
Because…
Well…
They’re emo.
