After years of dedicated studying to the art of magic, Big Hat Ryan has become the most powerful mage in all of Tamriel and Skyrim. He finds himself onward in his journey through the world, meeting many people on the way, killing most of them, but meeting them nonetheless. After a nice bath in the swamps of Farron keep, he returns home to his castle.
"Hey, it's me, Big Hat Ryan," he declares as he storms through the doors of his own castle.
A little girl presents him with an ancient tome of magic. He snatches from the girl and pushes her aside as he begins to incessantly run his eyes across the pages and tear through book.
"Wait a second..." he says. The whole castle stops to look at him and the little girls retreats behind a distant pillar. He points his finger upward in exclamation and yells, "I CAN'T READ!"
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The Adventures of Big Hat Ryan III -The Mystery of Micheal the Sulyvahn-
ChickLitJoin Big Hat Ryan in the third installment of The Adventures of Big Hat Ryan. What has his antics got him into this time? Will he give up the life of a playboy and settle down with a wife, or continue to fight bosses as the supreme being? Watch as B...
