Hi my name is Lucy what if I tell you I'm the daughter of joker and Harley Quinn! Crazy? Right! Well let me just say my aunt died and I end up I have to move to Gotham and live with my other aunt name ivy! What if my dad finds out I'm his daughter a...
I grab all my supplies and quickly went to the gas station and stole two hair dyed and went to the motel across the street. I got the money from my mom. I went to the bathroom and dyed half of my hair red and purple to match my parents suit, of course my mom wear a red suit and joker wears a purple suit so I guess I wanna match? grabbed my mom clothes and my clothes and cut them together and sewed them together. I try to find my stuff from my mom bag and flip from my mom bag was a hedgehog or type of animal skeleton? "My name is Bernie, what's your name hottie" flirt the skeleton. "Lucy?" " how are you even talking your dead aren't you?", I answer and question. "Wait Lucy! Joker and Harley daughter?! Oh um this is awkward....", awkwardly answer Bernie. " here kid sit down and I will you the story but in a shot version because I decided I'm your conscience!" ," so this how it's goes" , told Bernie.
Regular pov (Bernie origin) Bernie is a taxidermy beaver who Harley Quinn finds in her storage locker. After Joker blows up the locker, Harley takes Bernie with her to Coney Island. Where he becomes her new best friend, that Harley can only hear!
Lucy pov again
"Wow","that's a story" , I said. "I say , anyways your hair looks good now for the makeup!", yelled Bernie. "Makeup? You mean like beauty? right?!", I said confused my self. "Sweet cheeks if you want to be like your family I need to take you somewhere very special on where your family come from ;)" , said Bernie.
1 hour from getting chemical
"Okay take that two gallons of that green stuff and put it on the table", rashly said Bernie. "Gotcha !" I said. "Now pour it in the bathtub and stick your whole body and face in it and try not to die!" , said Bernie. " Wait wh-" I cut off.
What's going on?! my skin! my head hearts... my heart is beating fast! I feel hyper! I feel something stranger! Lucy jump out of the tub her skin as white as snow her hair white as a mold strawberry. "GREAT I NEED TO DYED MY HAIR AGAIN!", I yelled. "Butterfly you change!" Said Bernie. " well I'm not sassy enough for yah? Or something? Take a pic it will last long fucker face!", I said to Bernie. " get dress we are saving your parents!" Yelled Bernie.
30min later
"Ready!" I yelled back. "Your going out looking like a regular person! Honey your a criminal not a normal person!", said Bernie sassy instead of course. " I'm saving my old man and ma , you ain't telling me what to wear fucker face" I said back to Bernie. "Well let's go! Don't forget the weapons and put me around you neck like a necklace!" Said Bernie. "Gotcha dork face" I said back.
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"Ready sweet cheeks?" Said Bernie "I'm ready Bernie let's do this!" I yelled
