Team 7 Again (Rewrite)

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"Ummm... you see... I was on this mission and I was ambushed by Orochimaru's henchmen... experiments and other stuff... these two came along... escaped and came back to the village." I said trying to keep the description to a minimum. But Naruto kept on asking more and more questions, until it finally made me loose my temper. "MY LIFE IS NON OF YOUR CONCERN, NARUTO!" I screamed making my kids cry. I glared at Naruto while I started comforting Sarada and Daisuke at the same time. Although it was really difficult to deal with two crying babies, I had managed to calm them both down. As you know, if a baby cries, another will follow. Then if one baby is still crying, the other will be too. So that usually means twice the trouble if you have twins, which I do. After they were both calm, I got out of bed and headed out of the room with both of my children in my arms. I managed to convince the nurse at the front desk to check me out early and headed home. I was supposed to stay in the hospital for at least a week or less because Lady Tsunade wanted to make sure that I had enough rest and that I spend enough time with my two kids, but I wasn't the type to listen... well... I used to be. But that was a long time ago and I am an adult now, not some annoying-wannabe kid, I once was. Even after I walked off of the hospital property, a nurse was trailing me. I think she is under the orders of Lady Tsunade. Smirking, I disappeared in a puff of smoke, leaving no trace behind. I reappeared in the living room of my cozy house.

After putting the twins in bed, I made dinner and went to slept, but was woken up an hour because they were both hungry. So for the rest of the night, I was woken up loads of times to tend to their cries. After one night, I already had dark circles under my eyes. 'Who knew being a mother would be so hard.' I thought. 'Well, you weren't their for them for 2 weeks.' Inner said. 'You don't have to rub it in.' I said. After that, the conversation ended. I had a shift at the hospital, but I had no one to watch over the twins so I had no choice but to take them with me. Of course, I would keep them in my office with a clone to watch over them while I take care of my patients. So when I got to the hospital, I made a clone and set the twins in it's arms. Then we parted ways as I made my way to the front desk to get my files and the clone headed to my office with the twins.

After checking with all of my patients, I headed to my office to start updating the files and check on my children. When I opened the door, everything was completely quite. You could hear a pin drop on the floor. Not exactly the thing you want to hear as a first time mother. I quickly looked around the room until my eyes stopped at the farthest corner of the room, where my clone was sitting on the floor with two babies sleeping in her arms. I sighed in relief when I saw them safe, all my worst fears disappearing. I tiptoed to my desk and began to work on the files until my shift was over. I took the twins out of my clones hands before I released the jutsu and walked out of my office. Before leaving I told the doctor in charge, after me, to contact Shizune or Lady Tsunade if any critical cases come up instead of me. I needed sleep and I had my hands full with the twins. I headed home and placed the twins in bed before writing a note to Lady Tsunade saying that I would be on maternal leave for a couple weeks since I decided to properly care for the twins and learn how to be a better mother. I sent the note with Katsuyu and went to bed, only to be woken by the cries of my daughter which were soon followed by the cries of my son. Long story short, I didn't sleep.

Early in the morning, an ANBU appeared at my door and said that I was needed in the office ASAP. I quickly dressed the twins, who were finally asleep, and made my way to the office of my mentor. Along the way, I saw Ino and Hinata, who were both heading towards the same direction as me, so I took a short cut. I haven't actually seen them since I left for the mission, which I was abducted a few hours later. They didn't know I was back in the village, let alone a mother. I jumped onto the nearest roof and held my babies close to me as I jumped from roof to roof until I reached my destination. Instead of going in, I jumped to the windows of the office and knocked until I was let in. "You called?" I asked as I climbed into the room. But instead of answering my question, Lady Tsunade said "You look terrible. Have you been sleeping?" I shook my head side to side as I sat down on her desk. "I am so freaking tired and I really need a nap." I stated as I adjusted my grip on my children to make it more comfortable. "I called you here to talk about the maternal leave you requested. I will grant you the break, but you have to do one last thing before I officially pronounce you on leave." She said with a sly smile on her face. 'She's planning something.' I thought as I nodded. Just then, someone knocked on the door and walked in. It was Ino! One by one, Konoha 12 piled into the room in small groups, having different conversations. I quickly turned around and placed a basic genjutsu on to cover my dark circles underneath my eyes. "Right on time." Lady Tsunade said as she sat down in her chair. "Please get off of the desk." She added, as I was still sitting in her desk and was now blocking her way. "Fine. But only because you said please." I said as I carefully slipped off of the desk. But before she could do or say anything, I placed the sleeping twins in her arms and  laid down on the floor so I could sneak in a nap. But I could still hear every word that was said. "I called you here today because I want you to meet some people.....*sound of chair turning* Get off the floor and introduce yourself." Lady Tsunade said. Since I was to tired and lazy to, I just introduced myself while laying on the floor. "My name is *yawn* Haruno Sakura. Just returned from a S *yawn* rank mission turned abduction. Pleasure *yawn* to meet you." It was silent for a while until a blonde haired idiot exclaimed "EHHHHHHH?! SAKURA-CHAN?!"  I turned my head towards him and said "Please be quiet. I haven't slept for days." He shut up after that. "Now that you've met Sakura, I'll introduce you to the two babies in my lap. The girl right here is Sarada. She is the older twin. The boy is Daisuke. They're Sakura's kids." Again, another long silence.

"WHAT?!"

Then the babies started to cry, which made me get off the floor and walk to Lady Tsunade to get my crying children. I walked around the room, for what seemed like hours before they finally started to calm down. Then Lady Tsunade decided to tell me what I was gonna do before she puts me on leave. "Sasuke, instead of staying with Naruto, you'll be staying with Sakura until your apartment is rebuilt." "If Sasuke is staying with me, then he better know how to change diapers and have a good tolerance to getting less sleep." I said as I yawned. "Hn...... I'll be fine." He said in his non emotional voice. "Now I declare Sakura on leave for the time being. No missions and no hospital work. Shizune will be your replacement until you get off of your leave. Dismissed." Lady Tsunade said as she place her stamp onto a scroll, making my leave official. I bowed and turned to Sasuke saying "Pack your items from Naruto's and head to my house. I'll have a room ready for you went you get their." Then I walked over to the window, used my foot to open it, and jumped out with tight grips on the children.