How to raise a child :)

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Rascal: Ms. LickyFetish/HackedBedop :))))))))
Ame: =_='

 LickyFetish/HackedBedop :))))))))Ame: =_='

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S.A.M.: Um, of course I know how to!!

Redd: ?????

Ame: We all know that you d-

S.A.M.: you feed it out of these things called boobs that c-

Ame: HOLD THE PHONE

S.A.M.: Ok, where is it? 0.0

Ame: Don't go into detail!!!

Rascal: Why can't he? :> I want to know what-

Redd: Ugh.

S.A.M.: Well, you feed them from them and they sleep in a bed with their Mommy and Daddy.

Redd: They go in a crib.

S.A.M.: Yeah thats the bed they sleep in with their mommy and daddy :)

Redd: *facepalm*

S.A.M.: You also have to make sure they dont leak-

Redd: Leak?!!!

Ame: uh

S.A.M.: oh! But if its a girl its ok because then they dont-

Redd: OMG YOU IDIOT.
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NOMNO
B
BOBOBO
BON
ON
NO

Rascal: Babies dont need support.
What are you even talking about??? You leave the baby alone so it grows and then they go and do what they do!

Ame: What?

Rascal: Thats how it works for me.

Redd: You guys would be horrible parents.

Ame: And you could do better?

Redd: Yeah. Better than any of-

Rascal: Ame, Don't you understand? Redd is being prepared for the future.

Redd: Say what?

Rascal: You know its coming Redd. They are coming. *flails arms* wooowowooo....

Redd: I hate you so much you little green peace of sh-

S.A.M.: Sugar peas!!!!

Rascal: Leave your Questions and dare sin the comments... <w'<

Redd: I swear if people ask me questions like-

Rascal: Shhhh... Its the end of the page... Don't wake it up...!

Redd: *inhales* Boi.

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