Life in Another World as a Witch

The Conqueror's Plan

Jun awoke groggily. She felt oddly cool, except for the warm body next to her. Warm body? Jun sat upright immediately and realized that she was naked, in bed with an equally naked Jiro. Jiro yawned as he woke up and stretched. He pulled Jun back down to him and started playing with one breast.

"Master, did we...?" Jun asked.

"Yes we did, my pet," said Jiro. "You did a striptease for me and everything. I ordered you to forget, but you're taking it better than I anticipated."

Jun shivered at the amount of power the boy had over her,

"Well, I'd be lying if I said I was happy," she said. "But there's not much I can do about it."

"That's the spirit! Today we start our world conquest!"

"And how, exactly, are we going to do that?"

"I have a foolproof plan!"

Jun stood on a street corner juggling balls, using telekinesis to ensure she did it right.

"Welcome, one and all!" she announced enthusiastically. "To Jiro and Jun's Magic Show! We'll show you the best magic you've ever seen! Feats that will shock and amaze you! Can I get a volunteer?"

A man passing by threw a coin at her feet.

"You see, Jun," whispered Jiro, "First we control the people's wallets, then their world!"

"This is a dumb plan," Jun whispered back.

"Oh, Miss, Miss!" said a little girl with her mother. "I want to see some magic!"

"She just loves magic," said the mother.

"Okay, then!" said Jun.

She threw each ball up into the air and made them vanish with a puff of flame. She paused dramatically, then took off her hat, revealing the balls piled up on her head. Jun bowed, then caught the balls as they fell and threw them back into the air to start juggling them again.

The girl squealed with delight and her mother tossed another coin at Jun's feet. Jiro scooped up the two coins and examined them closely.

"Ah!" he exclaimed in a frustrated tone. "This is pocket change! This plan is awful! That's enough Jun, we're going back to the drawing board!"

They went to Mor's bar in the slums.

"Hey, Jiro, Jun!" Mor exclaimed when he saw them. "Come on in, I'll even give you some drinks, on me!"

"Thanks, Mor," Jiro said.

They sat down at a table and Mor brought some drinks over to them from the bar.

"That was a complete waste of time!" Jiro protested.

"I told you," said Jun.

"I don't appreciate your sass, any more of that and I'll spank you right here, in public," Jiro declared.

Jun sighed.

"Yes, Jiro," she said.

"Okay, new plan," said Jiro. "We'll leave the capital and travel the land, using my magic and collars to build a following, then, when the time is right, we'll strike and take over the world!"

"That's actually not a bad plan."

"I know! We'll leave right now. Let's go!"

Jiro led Jun out of the slums and to the closest gate in the wall around the capital. They left the capital and entered the countryside, surrounded by farms. Eventually, even those stopped and they were in uninhabited territory. Once they had reached the point where no farms were in sight, Jiro had them stop.

"Okay," he said, "I already know where we're going first, so we can rest for the rest of the night."

"Thank you, Master," Jun said, and she laid down on the grass, sprawling out to get comfortable. "Ah, it's so quiet and peaceful out here."

"I know. Let's ruin it. Strip."

Jun sighed and started taking off her clothes.

"Ready?" Jiro asked.

"Yes, Master," said Jun.