HI GUYS IM GONNA EAT STEAK AND POTATO BAKE 😱😱👏❤️ *praises potato bake* "I love you potato bake will you be my husband?" *pulls out ring* 💍 *gets on one knee and waits for reply* .... no reply "YAY WE WILL GET MARRIED TOMORROW AFTERNOON POTATO BAKE!!!!!!" Next day.....
*piano starts playing* *walking down the aisle in the shops* I get to the end of the room where my future husband is "do you take this potato bake to be your husband" "I do" I reply "do you take this Ellie to be your wife?" No reply.... "Well you may kiss the bride" I crouched down and picked up my husband my mouth started to water my tummy started grumbling..... I ate him... Everyone gasped I said "what I was hungry."
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FantasyThese are some random no joke random chapters. These chapters come from my head (which is a bit coo coo) so yeah enjoy
