Wish

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I was sleeping in my bed. And I thought why are we hear? And then I woke up and there was a squid. It was just sitting their letting its wet floppy testicle thing a mi bobs flying around while it was chanting "phesmatos squidimabong" and then I woke up in a puddle of muuh blooood 😲 ikr crazy. Then I realised it wasn't blood it was tomato sauce. Then I realise this was all a dream and I woke up with my face on the couch. Then I thought... I wanna try burger kings new spicy crispy chicken burger whoop whoop.  Nay nay like a magestic pony. I was riding that pony it smelt like berries but taste like poo yeah now I know why we're here

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