Funny No More

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   Leo

     Hi, I'm Leo Valdez, otherwise known as the famous McShizzle. I'm on my way to my Sunshine, it's been about a week after I rescued her.

     I then hear the sound of two people on the beach, I decided to 'investigate' (eavesdrop) on the noise. What I saw surprised me, my Sunshine was with Percy! Percy recently broke up with Annabeth and now he's making out with my Sunshine!

"What is happening?!", I scream.

"Oh, hey Valdez, I never even liked you, I just uses you to get off of the island and be with Percy here. Now LEAVE!", my Sunshine says.

"You heard her Valdez! Get lost!", was what Percy says next.

I ran, and ran, and ran, and before I knew it, I was in the forest.

Then all of a sudden a hellhound appears, I ignored thinking it was Ms O'Leary, but when it got closer to me it had no tag and seemed wild. It then jumped on me and scratched me, I ran away, screaming for help, heading towards the main area of camp, but the hellhound caught up to me and scratched me again, I fell to the ground holding my hammer and swinging it around for defense, it tries to bite my foot but I successfully dodge and hit it's face. It's next move was to get my other leg, I blocked it but felt pain on my right leg, the first left to get attacked. I saw it got me and I couldn't get up anymore. By now I have given up all hope I had left of living a perfect life with my Sunshine.

     Just before passing out, a portal appears and a figure came out, it snapped its fingers and the hellhound slowly turned to golden dust midair just inches away from its face. He looked towards me, snapped his fingers and I lost all my wounds, I also felt
re-energized.

     "I am Chaos, creator of the universe. I know of your problems Leo Valdez, and I am here to offer you the position of commander in my army, you will be granted full immortality as the commander and you get to choose anyone, even the dead. Though, regular soldiers will have partial immortality, similar to the Hunters of Artemis. Do you accept Leo Valdez?". Is all Chaos says.

     I quickly accept the position of commander.
    
     "Good. Follow me.", were his last words before he entered the portal. I quickly follow him. I felt like throwing up the whole ride, though it only lasted less than a second.

When I stepped out I saw a busy city, and a castle on the top of a mountain.

"Follow me commander".