Funny No More

VI

Leo

     It's dinner time and I'm currently eating my food, when suddenly a  bright light flashes behind me and takes off my mask and hood. Why am I still wearing that? Honestly I don't know.

     I turned around and saw all the Olympians gasping, with the exception of my dad who was grinning like a fool.

     "No way he beat my son!", ahh, Poseidon.

     "Yes he beat your son", of course, my dad.

     "Stop fighting", that's when I found out Hestia was there.

     "What you doin' here?", I ask.

     "YOU DARE SPEAK TO US IN SUCH A MANNER!", Zeus, such a drama queen.

    "Whatever Drama Queen", hehe, for sure he's gonna kill me now.

     "YOU--", Ol' Drama Queen was interrupted by a bright light appearing, a second later Chaos stepped out.

     "Hey Chaos. How's home?", I ask him. By now all God's have their jaws on the floor, due to how casually I addressed Chaos.

     "Lord Chaos I--", Chaos interrupts him.

     "I don't like formalities, keep things casual", typical Chaos, he hates being called Lord.

     "Sure then, Chaos", Zeus is definitely unsure about the whole 'No lord' thing Chaos wants.

    "What is it you need of me Lord Chaos", of course, that doesn't stop me from saying that to annoy him. So of course Chaos just mumbles words quietly in annoyed tone, stuff like "Leo, annoying, Lord", this is fun.

     Finally, after what seemed like hours, Chaos continues to speak.

     "I'm just here to say that you gods should treat Leo here with respect. He's basically the universes second in command after me. With one swipe he could make you fade. That is all for today, goodbye", and then Chaos leaves.

     "Leo? Above me?!", Zeus says.

     "Lord Leo to you Zeus", or Leo Flamin' Valdez, the biggest bad boy Supreme to you! Hehe, oops, ADHD here. Yes, I still have that, I'm just immortal. Not a god. Ahh not again!

     My thoughts were interrupted when i saw a flash of bright light and I immediately knew the gods were leaving.

     After that everyone ate in silence, when everyone finished everyone hurried off to their cabins for a good nights sleep, and probably to think about the fact that I'm more powerful than Zeus and could make him fade if I use all my power. Percy probably peed his pants two times that night. He's so gonna regret messing with me, Commander McShizzle.

     Wow guys the actual story took 400 words, not including this, or Leo's name on top. Remember I don't own the characters. My names not Rick!!! Spongebob reference, sorry. And if you have any ideas please message me. And don't forget to vote. Vogurt out.