Funny No More

IV

Percy

     It's time for dinner, and when I arrived the army was there. I still really don't trust them, what if they work Gaea and Kronos? Also, what's up with the mask? I'll try to remove it and see why Commander Omega hides his face here in camp.

     "Hi Percy", Calypso says.

     "Hi".

     "What do you think is up with the masks?", Calypso asked me.

     "Honestly, I was about to ask you the same thing", I reply.

     As you can see, me and Calypso are still with each other. Married in fact. We have been married for 3 years and everything was well, but now a war starts, and these mysterious people show up to 'help' us win. Yeah right.

     Once dinner started I got blue pizza, and blue Cherry Coke. The usual.

     We then sacrificed food to the gods, but surprisingly the army did not.

      I noticed Chiron walk up to the army, he told them that they should go to Olympus after capture the flag. He then left after that.

After Capture The Flag-Leo

     Immediately after capture the flag (which we won by the way) me and my army was transported to Olympus. When we did not bow Old Drama Queen Zeus got mad and told us to bow. We just ignored him.

     "What is it we're here for?", I asked  casually.

     "I AM A KING AND YOU SHALL TREAT ME AS SUCH!", Zeus said, obviously angry at us.

     "Well I am the commander of Chaos' army and the SECOND most POWERFUL being in the UNIVERSE. And I have spent 500 years training for the day I will have to fight a god like you", I casually replied.

     "Bow to me", I said.

     Zeus, who didn't want to die bowed, followed by the rest of Olympians. When they were done I said.

     "Wow, you actually bowed to me, I didn't expect that, anyway, you may rise".

     As soon as they sat I heard things like.

     "What if they work for Kronos And Gaea".

     "How do we know we can trust them?".

     Then suddenly a black portal with  constellations on it appeared, me and my army immediately knew it was Chaos.

     "Lord Chaos", Zeus said while bowing. Before the others could follow Chaos stopped them.

     "I don't like formalities", Chaos said. "And I'm surprised you bowed to someone like him".

     "Hey!", was all I said, I then heard snickers erupting from my entire army.

     "Zeus, you can trust them, they're my personally army. Commander Omega also wishes for his identity to be kept secret unless he reveals it himself. Anymore questions?", no one raised their hand.

     "Good", Chaos said, just before stepping in the portal and dissappearing.

     "Meeting dismissed", Zeus said.

     Before everyone could leave, I went to my father and told him to meet me in the hall once everyone had left. After waiting a few minutes it cleared. I noticed he was sadder then usual, probably because I disappeared without any trace.

     "What is it you ask of me?", my father said. Instead of replying I just took off my hood and mask. My father stated at me in shock, but immediately ran up to hug me, because of his strength I felt my body getting crushed. Footsteps were then heard coming towards us. So I lifted my hood and slipped my mask on.

     It turns out to be Aphrodite. I guess they got together after a while because I saw my dad and her holding hands and walking away, but my dad did one last wave of goodbye before disappearing down the corridor.

     This has been going great so far.