Tahimik na disyerto
Init na tagos sa buto
Hilumin ang sugat sa puso**
"Thank you, this is beautiful. Thank you. Here. Here is my payment for taking pictures with me on the camel.""No. No. Free"
"Free. Really? No. Take it"
"Free if pretty. It's ok."
"Thank you"
"Excuse me. This stone is beautiful. How much"
"That?"
"Yes. Beautiful. How much?"
"350 dollars"
"What? 350 dollars? This stone?"
"Yes that stone was taken from—"
"No. No. It's okay. I will buy this when I get rich"
"Grabe. Bato lang 350 dollars? Wow ha! Eh andaming nagkalat na ganon sa Pilipinas. Echosera siya may pa that was taken from kemerut pa siyang—ouch! Oh. Wait! Mister! Come back here you dropped your bag! Sir! Sir!"
"Hey! Bring it back to me! Hey! Come back here!"
"Sir! Your bag! Siiiir! Haaaaaah! Ayoko na. Pagod na ako. Grabe. Hoooh!!"
"Hey! Come back! Hey!!!"
"Teka lang, Rj? RJ? RJ?!"
"Maine? Maine. Maine!"
"Hala. Nag-iisa lang ako dito oh? Nakatatlong Maine ka na"
"Sorry. Na.. Nabigla lang ako"
"Ako din naman noh? Teka. Sino yung hinahabol mo?"
"Kinuha kasi nung lalaki yung bag ko eh"
"Grabe noh? Pati pala dito may magnanakaw. Ako naman may hinahabol din"
"Sino? Wag mong sabihin na nandito si Jake?"
"Baliw. Wala. Eh, may nakabunggo sa aking mama tapos nahulog 'tong bag"
"Teka, sa akin yan ah?"
"Weeeeh? Di nga?"
"Sa akin to. Maine?"
"Hoy! Wag mo akong tignan ng ganyan, ok? JUDGER KA!"
"Ha?"
"Eh kasi kung titigan mo ako, parang iba yung nasa isip mo. Hindi nila ako kasabwat, ok?"
"Hoy! Hindi yun nasa isip ko"
"Oh, eh teka. Sa'yo ba talaga to?"
"Sa akin to. O tignan mo. Andito passport ko oh? Tapos mga I.D ko"