Anything: BTS

Drunken Gf

                       -individual-
JIN

You: H3y K8m eokin

Jin: sorry im not 'K8m eokin'

You: no, you're Lim sekjin

You: im preeyiet tjan uyo

Jin: ughh *facepalm*

Jin: ARE U DRUNK WOMAN?

You: wh9s drynk/

Jin: You

You: npe, im nit drynl

Jin: ok, tell me where u are

You: a PlAçe foll od propke fanxong

Jin: *facepalm* im omw

You: livr u jahii ~'

Namjoon

You: Ey0w Kin Manhopn

Namjoon: um, when did u become jeje and who's Kin Manhopn?

You: iys yoi monsyet

You: U VANT VONTROL MAH SGIT

Namjoon: are u listening to cypher? And you drunk babe?

You: YE tirn iy Upp

Namjoon: aww thanks for your support babe :*

You: Van i ne im cupher patt 56 bane/?

Namjoon: u aint even a rapper, so no and part 56? *faceplam*

You: EGGG? BUT WJY?

Namjoon: egg? Oooooh i know what u mean jagi, ill fetch u there so we can do it ;)

You: FUVK U KOM NAMJOPN

Yoongi

You: Swerreeeg Mon y0onfi

You: uah!"" Ahust d

You: u skeepim broiio?/?

You: jey wale U0

You: i haye u T-Y

Hoseok

You: HOBIIOOOOO

Hoseok: hobiooooo? Oh. My. God. Y/N YOU'RE DRUNK, IMMA GET U THERE OK JAGIYA?

You: u soop hu0er mam

You: yhers ate smakeuu hwre

Hoseok: JINJA? SNAKEU?

You: yesssdd

Hoseok: +_+

You: awweea dun be scated

Hoseok: is 'scated' a word?

You: yea u scatey+vat

Hoseok: IMMA GET U THERE EVEN IF THERE'S SNAKEU

You: ok i loce ypu top

Jimin

You: jey cutirr~~'

You: i livr yoyr bootryy

Jimin: what's bootryy?

You: ypur bacl

Jimin: my bacl?

You: yeaj i lpbe ittyy

Jimin: yah! You're drunk, ill fetch u there

You: awwee swret booyeyy

Jimin: yeah, my booyeyy is swret ;)

You: thos id whu i lpve u

Taehyung

You: Jahiio~

You: Kpn yaej6ung

Taehyung: Hi Jahiio? What's up? Typos?

You: dide am drynl

Taehyung: what?

Taehyung:

Taehyung: ARE U SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE JAGI? OMO! IM SO HAPPY! NOW WE CAN COMMUNICATE

You: F U

Jungkook

You: hoii Jron jingkool

Jungkook: Jron jingkool? Who dat babe?

You: yoi babr

Jungkook: i dont understand u jagiya~

Jungkook: where are u?

You: bat

Jungkook: bat? Aish! Ill just call youre eomma, i have a feeling your not in a good shape

You: awwee, thsnk u babr

Jungkook: ok....

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Im sorry if its boring af
Ive been busy with mah sleep :)