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You and BTS switched bodies

Jin

Jin: why do i feel a weight on my chest?

You: boi, THATS MAH BODY

Jin: so ive become a girl.....?

Jin: IVE GOT TO TRY ALL THOSE DRESSES I WANT

Jin: MAH GORGEOUS LONG HAIR

Jin: IM GOIN TO A SALON

Jin: BYE BISH ~~

You: ...

You: so he really want to try those things?

You: *checks yourself at the mirror*

You: omfg, jin's beautiful

You: stop that

Namjoon: stop what?

You: touching my boobs with my hands

Namjoon: but this is an oppurtunity

You: boi istg

Namjoon: *checks under*

You: YAH KIM NAMJOON

Namjoon: woah *smirks*

Hoseok: *dancing sistar's dance*

Hoseok: TOUCH MAH BODY~~

You: for the love of God

You: hobi, stop

You: its embarrassing

Hoseok: but ive finally got a girl's body and NOW I CAN DAMCE GIRLGROUP'S DANCE MORE !!!!!

You: istg hobi

You: *aegyo*

You: hmmm, should i try the color pink? Blonde? Mint? Blue? Black?

Yoongi: *wears oversized T-shirt, shorts, chains and sunglasses*

Yoongi: i still have mah swag

You: *gummy smile, aegyo,dance girlgroup dances*

You: A to the G to the U to the S T D

Yoongi:

Yoongi: boi

Yoongi: *joins you*

You: oohh fine ass

You: abseuuu >///////<

You: chubby cheeks

You: strong thighs

You: but

You: still small

Jimin: GURLLL

You: so

You: being in an alien's body

You: what to do....

Taehyung: *runs around in heels while rapping cypher*

You: i look weird when doing that

You: so...

You: can i speak to dogs?

You: *tries to communicate to a cactus*

You: *tries the Bunny smile*

You: *body rolls*

Jungkook: EY! STOOOPPPEUU

You: why?

Jungkook: its weird seeing myself like that

You: ooohh u want kookie's body rolls?

Jungkook: (>////////<)

You: stop blushing idiot

You: youre not a girl

Jungkook: i am

Jungkook: *does a girly pose*

You: stahp

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