Period

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(Situation: Youre 1st day of youre period and youre inside the bathroom but forgot about the pads, so u let him get it)

Jin

You: jagi?

Jin: what is it?

You: umm... can u..

Jin: carry on, im listening

You: ok, umm can u please get my pads inside my closet?

Jin: ok, so what's the brand? Charmee? Sisters? Modess? Or whisper?

You: *shooked*

You: i only have whisper, why do u know such names?

Jin: you know im prettier than u and u know what i mean

You: -_-

You: ok, just lend me the pads

Jin: u have it this week? I have it next week though

You: *facepalm*

You: why are we dating

Jin: cause u love me ;)

Namjoon

You: jagi? What are u doin?

Namjoon: sitting

You: umm can u get my pads inside the closet?

Namjoon: oooh but you can use my mou- ok drop the slipper

You: WTH WAS THAT NAMJOON?

Namjoon: sorry jagi, i broke youre closet

You: uggh ill just get it

Namjoon: no panties?

You: You perv, ill cover

Namjoon: that'll spoil the fun, jagiya

You: stfu

Namjoon: pleaseu?

You: You. Out. Now.

Namjoon: aww- ok i said drop the slipper

Yoongi

You: jagi?

You: are u there yoongi?

You: JAGI T_T

Yoongi: what?

You: did u just sleep?

Yoongi: yeah, youre bed's comfy

You: ye right, can u please get my pads inside the closet?

Yoongi: no

You: why?

Yoongi: im tired af

You: that's like always?

Yoongi: ok but one condition

You: i have a bad feeling about that

Yoongi: ok i wont get it

You: fine

Yoongi: ill see u naked ;)

You: F U Min Yoongi

Yoongi: ok, ill go to sleep

You: WAIT!

Yoongi: what?

You: ok, now hurry up

Yoongi: am coming ;)

Hoseok

You: jagiya?

Hoseok: nee jagiya?

You: umm can u get my pads inside the closet?

Hoseok: WHY? WHAT HAPPEND JAGI? THATS WHEN BLOOD GOES OUT RIGHT? ARE U OKAY? OHMAHGOSH

You: calm down, hobi, its just a period

Hoseok: ok, ill get it

You: thanks

Hoseok: jagi

You: yes?

Hoseok: its smells like flowers

You: PUT IT DOWN HOSEOK! IM GOING TO WEAR THAT!

Hoseok: mmmmmm, good then

You: wdym?

Hoseok: :D

You:

Jimin

You: jagiya

Jimin: nee?

You: can u get my pads?

Jimin: inside ur closet?

You: yeah

You: wait-

You: PARK JIMIN! DONT LOOK AT MY UNDERWEARS!!

Jimin: too late jagi

Jimin: so u like (f/c) colored panties huh

Jimin: im going to give u a gift next valentines

You: how dare you

Jimin: i love u too :*

Taehyung

You: tae

Taehyung: y/n

You: what u doin?

Taehyung: checking your dresses

You: oh, can u get my pads there?

Taehyung: sure, where is it?

You: left drawer

Taehyung: ok found it

You: KIM TAEHYUNG WHAT IS THIS

Taehyung: oops wrong thing

You: YAH! WHY ARE U BRINGING PROTECTION?

Taehyung: our purposes jagiya

You: SHIT

Jungkook

You: Jungkook-ah?

Jungkook: ne y/n-ah?

You: i really don't want to ruin you're innocence but

You: can u get my pads?

Jungkook: u still think im innocent babe?

You: yes

Jungkook: why? Im already a grown man T_T

You: nu, ur mah baby though

You: just wait there and I'll get it myself

You: i don't want to ruin you're innocence

Jungkook: ok....

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Period sucks T_T

Isnt he beautiful? *the pic above*

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