♡Texting The Idiot♡

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(Warning: Short chapter and some mild language.)

To: (N/N)-Chan
From: Time Daddy
Guten morgen, Mein Lieben! ( ˘ ³˘)

To: Time Daddy
From: (N/N)-chan
What did you say? Last time I checked I don't speak German, sweetheart.

To: (N/N)-chan
From: Time Daddy
It means good morning, my love. I thought you loved me enough to study my native language, darling. After all, I love you so much to the point I had to learn American slang and other nonsense the citizens of your country speak.  ﹏╥

To: Time Daddy
From: (N/N)-chan
I guess I don't love you that much lol and my slang isn't nonsense. It's called being awesome! >;D

To: (N/N)-chan
From: Time Daddy
So you don't love me! I knew it... (TT)

To: Time Daddy
From: (N/N)-chan
I was only joking. I love you enough to put up with your whining, right? Besides who else would watch you fangirl over Goddess Black Heart/Noire?

To: (N/N)-chan
From: Time Daddy
I was not fangirling over Noire. I was fanboying over Noire. ( )

To: Time Daddy
From: (N/N)-chan
No, you were definitely fangirling. You screamed like a girl and even acted really dramatic. Lol I don't even understand why you get excited when a anime girl with tsundere characteristics pop up.

To: (N/N)-chan
From: Time Daddy
I don't necessarily fangirl over tsundere characters. I am mainly reminded of you when I see them. Noire reminds me so much of you. The way she works all the time and hides her otaku side is the icing on the cake. The trait you both have is that you both secretly care for those who are close to you. Besides, even though Noire isn't real, I'm glad I have you. You're my tsundere, and hopefully you think of me the same way.

To: Time Daddy
From: (N/N)-chan
Wow... you're really serious about this, aren't you? You didn't even text me a Japanese emoji at all...

To: (N/N)-chan
From Time Daddy
Of course, I'm serious, love. Why wouldn't I be? If I wasn't serious about our relationship, I would have not proposed to you to finalize our lives together.

To: Time Daddy
From: (N/N)-chan
I love you too, Mepphy... But now that we're being honest with each other about anime characters and our relationship. I kinda picture myself talking to Izaya Orihara whenever I talk to you...

To: (N/N)-chan
From: Time Daddy
WHY IZAYA ORIHARA!!? AT LEAST I THINK OF YOU WHENEVER I SEE A SWEET YET AWKWARD GIRL!!!

To: Time Daddy
From: (N/N)-chan
Well, you both are mysterious and enjoy chaos at times. Plus the two of you have the same poker face and love humans... Plus I can see Izaya being a yandere just like how you're possessive over me. I mean you stalk me most of the time and threaten to kill guys who talk to me.

To: (N/N)-chan
From: Time Daddy
I do not stalk you. I prefer observing discreetly from the distance!

To: Time Daddy
From: (N/N)-chan
Same thing, Time Daddy~!
(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)

To: (N/N)-chan
From: Time Daddy
Goodbye (Y/N). Get back to work!

To: Time Daddy
From: (N/N)-chan
Love you too, boo~!

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