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Scooby doo is on cocain

   Peggy got home from school and looked at her new home. Even though she was 17, she wanted to live alone and this was the only place that would let her in. The windows were busted and covered with boards. The place was half burnt and all the wall paper had fell off. Also someone was screaming in the alley behind it. Peggy took off her shoe. "It okay. Peggay gota weapon." Then she started crying because she had a condition.

   She walked in and went to her apartment room. On the way she broke two of the boards.

   Just downstairs, Veronica and JD were on their laptops. JD was blowing up things with a mod on the sims. Veronica wasn't aware of his obsession with blowing things up yet. Veronica didn't know that JD wanted to live here so he wouldn't get caught planting bombs. Veronica thought it was just because of money.

   "Yo JD check this." Veronica yelled. "No I'm busy." JD said while searching for electrical tape. "Please?" Veronica yelled. "Fine." JD whispered and walked into Veronica on her laptop looking at a site with all pentagrams. "This tells you how to summon Chester the cheetah." She said turning around smiling. "Who is that Veronica?" JD asked getting heavily spooked. "I don't know." Veronica said looking back at the computer. "We should try it." "Well, there's nothing better to do." JD said. Veronica scrolled and read more on the website. "Aww man it says we'll need five people to do this. I guess we can't." JD got an anger. "No Veronica you already got me interest we have do it now." He whined. "Ok go knock on people's doors and I'll go paint a pentagram." Veronica said standing up. "Okay okay." JD said and kissed Veronica. "See ya later."

   JD walked around and went to people's doors. He never had much interest who lived here mainly because he would probably strike a match and set this dump ablaze one day. JD knocked on the first door. It swung open but nobody was holding the door. He heard an engine and a really happy train zoom zoomed to the door. "How did you open that?" JD said. "I DON'T KNOW." The train screamed. "You are really weird." JD said. "THAT'S NOT NICE JD." He yelled. "How the hell do you know my name?" JD asked again getting highly spooked. The trains eyes grew red and he opened his mouth. His eyes rolled to the back of his head. His voice got deep. "Don't ask questions." JD backed up. 'This is nightmare fuel.' He thought. "Ok you seem into black magic and stuff. Wanna help us summon some cheeto?" He asked the train. "YES." The train screamed. "Okay okay. How are you gonna get downstairs?" JD asked. Then the door slammed and he went next door. He was still heavy spook.

   Before he got to the door a dog zoomed by muttering weird things. "Yo dog are you talking?" He asked it. This was the weirdest day of his life. The dog stopped and looked at JD tears filling the dogs eyes. "I'm mmm on coacane ha gimegimegimeggrf HA no no no no no." The dog said while anti gravity spinning in circles. JD jumped. Wtf? JD wasn't even going to ask. He practically signed up for that when he moved here. "Wanna help summon something?" He asked sighing. The dog stopped spinning. "Yes." Was all he said and walked downstairs already knowing where their apartment was. God what the hell did Veronica get him into this time?
  
   He took a deep breath in. All he needed was one more person. He walked up to the last door and knocked. "Coming!" A voice said from inside. Pleasedontbeademontrainordog pleasedontbeademontrainordog pleasedontbeademontrainordog JD prayed from outside. A short girl with curly hair opened the door. She was pretty but she looked to nice. She probably wouldn't agree. "Can I help you?" The girl asked. "Yeah this is gonna sound crazy but my girlfriend wants to summon something I don't know. Please help us. There's gonna be a couple more... things there and uhh well you should come." JD explained.

   Peggy debated whether to go with the creepy man who looked scared. She was suspicious especially because this apartment was well, this apartment but she was bored out of her mind. "Sure." She smiled. "I'll be there." And so she stepped back inside, and turned the stove off. "Dis noodle can do a waiting I gotta do summomin." She said out loud.