tHiS cLuStErf*cK oF ThiNGs

Hot dogs and skateboarding

Before I start this chapter, I'm sorry for not updating I've been reading fanfiction, sleeping, and killing spiders. Anyways, I also want to thank my frens, @gayhamiltontime because without her, this book wouldn't exist and @probably_fangirling ecause without her this book would be boring thank u guys a lot ur da bees knees okie whale u can read dis now

"Ok so today we are going to go to my school." Peggy said to everyone.

"Why?" JD asked. He was now off of cocaine. He still wanted the feeling though so they came up with the alternative of slushies. JD liked to refer to it as freezing his brain.

"We are having a party assembly fund raiser thing." Peggy said.

"I NEED TO GO." Thomas said. "WILL THERE BE CHILD?" He asked.

Everyone went silent and Thomas looked around nervously.

"Ok maybe you shouldn't go." Peggy said.

"No pls take meh." Thomas said.

"Ok but no satanic stuff and no hitting on children." Peggy said.

"Come on guys I'm exited!" Veronica said.

"You graduated a year ago though. Aren't you tired of this?" Chester asked.

"Nope." Veronica said and got up from a bean bag.

They got to the school and got out. Peggy walked up to two girls with blue and pink on. "Eliza! Angelica!" She exclaimed hugging them. She backed up. "Why are you guys here?" She asked. Her sisters had graduated a year ago.

"We heard there would be food so we wanted to come so we are just gonna try to act like we belong here." Eliza said.

"Oh." Peggy said and went back to her group of friends who looked out of place (mainly because one of them looks like a cheetah human hybrid, one is a dog that talks and is high, and one is a train) "those were my sisters." She told them.

"Coolio I want food." Scooby said.
Everyone jumped on Thomas and they rode to the door before getting stopped by a guy. Peggy got off and walked up.

"Is there a problem?" Peggy asked. "Just let us in."

"Ok yes. First of all, that train won't fit through the door and second of all, these... creatures can not come in here." The man said.

"Ok first of all, your being racist second of all, you just called my friend fat." Peggy said and pushed the man. He sighed and let them in. Thomas broke the door but it's ok. Peggy walked off with her friends after they got in. Veronica and JD went off somewhere and Thomas went to get his face painted. Scooby doo wanted to find the food.

Scooby doo's pov (remember he's on drugs so yeah...)

I walked around in this school. A lot of people were taller than me. But I was just a dog so it didn't matter. I didn't matter. I needed to eat. Eating made me feel better. I looked around and saw nothing. All my friends had left me. Maybe I could find Thomas or Chester. I like them. I looked around and didn't see them. I was alone as people walked past me and the floor started spinning. My world started spinning. A colorless void that I spin in. Sometimes I think I'm hallucinating from all of the drugs and I probably am because nobody else talks about their vision spinning around sometimes. I'm so alone. I need to get off drugs. I tried a slushie but I just got brain freeze. Maybe that's the point but idk. My world slowly stopped spinning.

(Back to the regular pov or whatever)

Peggy walked through the halls and left her friends to see where Scooby was. She saw the dog spinning around in a corner. God he was weird. It's like he doesn't even know what's happening. Poor dog.

Peggy went to get him a hot dog. Is that offensive? She thought. Na. He's on drugs he'll eat anything. She walked to the cafeteria.

Scooby doo walked around for a while before he saw Thomas zooming around the school with his face painted and a flower crown on looking tumblr af. Scooby walked up to him "wowowowowowowowowo ur beautiful." He said.

"What u say scoobly?" Thomas asked.

"N nothing umm lel cool crown where it come from?" Scooby asked.

"Oh some nice lady gave it to me I think her name is Martha."

"I want one." Scooby said being amazed.

"COME ON!!" Thomas screamed.

"Ok." Scooby whispered and somehow got on the train car. He was so happy now. Moar happy than ever.

"LETS FIND MARTHA!!!" Thomas the tank engine yelled zooming through the halls.

Peggy got back with six hot dogs. "Dang it where did he go?? I gots all dis food. Who gonna eat it?" She looked around. "Well I'm here so..." Peggy then sat down and began to eat the six hot dogs.

Meanwhile, Veronica and JD snuck out the back door where a few people were illegally smoking and skateboarding. A skateboard kid walked up. "Yo you wanna go?" He asked JD.

JD looked around "whay tho? Liek I wasn't doin anything wot u talkin bout?" He asked keeping his cool.

"U are um trying to look cool obviously. Come on man skateboard." He said being a weird punk child.

Veronica laughed her heavenly beautiful laugh. She punched JD jokingly "ha yeah JD your trying to be cool why don't you skate?" She said.

"Ok ok." JD said taking a skateboard someone had thrown at him dangerously.

Chester was on the other end of the school. He was talking with the other kids they called Dad and debating on who was the real Dad. This one kid kept saying Jesus so they made him leave.

Thomas and Scooby almost reckt into Martha. After getting spooked she backed up. Scooby jumped off of Thomas and stood next to him.

"Oh hi Thomas who's this?" She asked handing Scooby a pink flower crown. Scooby felt so special. "I'm scoobly doobly." He said.

"I'm Martha Washington. You're adorable." She said patting hims head. Scoobly doobly was so happy. He looked up at her. "You're beautiful." He said in awe.

"What?" Martha said smiling.

"N nothing."

"Oh ok." Martha said and walked away.

Peggy finished her last hot dog and looked around helplessly. She probably couldn't even walk. But then Chester walked up to her. "AM I DAD?" He yelled. Peggy burped really long.

"Oh yeah sorry um yeah of course you're dad." She said.

"Ha! Told u nerds." Chester shouted at the kids. They walked off sadly.

Thomas came busting through the halls knocking down the walls and clearly in distress. Peggy and Chester got a scare and jumped.

"You guys we gotta go JD can't skateboard." Veronica said.

Everyone jumped on Thomas and they sped off to the hospital.

JD learns a lot of life lessons.