tHiS cLuStErf*cK oF ThiNGs

Chester is dad

Veronica was very spooked when a train was suddenly in her living room along with a very messed up dog. "Agh! God. Who the hell are you?" She asked spilling satanic sauce that she cooked. "I AM THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE." Thomas shouted making Veronica jump. "I ammmmm a doge scoooooooobly dooobly I think I'm anorphan spoooooon pooon ooon nnn I on drug" Scooby Doo annoyingly said. "YOU ARE VERONICA." The train screamed. "I'm going to pray that JD told you that and you didn't already know." Veronica said. "I DON'T KNOW." Thomas screamed. Veronica didn't question it. This apartment was the spawn of hell anyways.

Veronica didn't need paint. Instead she just made the pentagram out of cheetos and put candles around it. She got the idea off the pentagram website called poontagroomplsdontarestus.com and from a YouTube channel called misterbleach666. Veronica thought this might be a bad idea but oh well.

Thomas and Scooby and Veronica sat down at three points of the cheeto pentagram. Then JD walked in and sat down next to Veronica. "I'm sorry" he whispered to Veronica. Then a girl in yellow walked in. "Hi I'm Peggy." She said and sat down. "Are you crying?" JD asked. "IT'S A CONDITION." She said.

Scooby doo's legs went inside his body and he started spinning around anti gravity again while shouting "Gay is the best way gAY ships are yay ships ahhhhhhhhhhh fluff ahhhhhhhhhhh fluff gay gay gay that's gay. That's gay. Aghhhhh" everyone was quiet spooked but they ignored it. "Ok." Veronica said. "I'm Veronica. That's JD. The train is Thomas the tank engine and the demonic dog who looks like he's on drugs is Scooby doo."

"Now everyone hold hands and close your eyes." Veronica said. "I DONT HAVE HAND HOLD DOORS." Thomas screamed. Scooby and Veronica awkwardly held Thomas' doors. They all repeated "hail Chester" over and over again until they heard a noise from the closet. "It okay peggay gots weapooon" Peggy said with her shoe. She slowly got up and went to the closet. She opened it and saw some orange hairy thing. "Ahhhh die!" She said hitting it with a shoe. "No no no no no no. No I'm Chester! You summoned mee." It said. Finally Peggy stopped doing the beating. "Sorry Chester I thought you were Satan" she said. "It's ok I get that a lot." He said back. He stepped out of the closet "im gay!" He said. Scooby started spinning in anti gravity circles again. Everyone else sat in silence (because they lost their radio) "aaaayyyyyyyyy get it?" Chester said holding up finger guns "cause I uh came out of the closet??" "Get it guys?" He said but nobody laughed. Bad joke. Well I mean Chester thought it was good.

After a few minutes of them introducing each other, Peggy told them she had cold noodles at her house and everyone came over for dinner. "Aaaaayyyyyyyy I know a game." Chester said. "What is it?" Veronica asked. They were all ignoring Scooby doo having a mental breakdown in the corner. "Ok so I'll say I saw sum poo in the floor and I one it. The the next person says I two it and so on." He explained. "I two it." Peggy said. "I three it." Veronica said. "I four it!" Chester said. "I five it." Thomas said. "I six it." JD said. "I seven it." Peggy said. "I eight it." Thomas said. Everyone started laughing. Even the very messed up dog. "God Chester you're such a dad." Veronica said laughing beautifully like an angel. "Chester is Dad." Peggy said. "I'll murder Dad." Thomas said. "Ayy Thomas calm down." Chester said but quickly stopped laughing because Thomas' eyes rolled back in his head and his doors and windows started slamming while he said weird words in polish.

They didn't know it at the time but (they were in the same spot their sun died is that whyyyyyyy) (ok sorry I had to make that reference) that was the day they all became best friends and Chester became Dad. (Dad number 2 bc washingdad is everyone's Dad but yeah)

A/n:   Ok so I have no ideas 4 dis book pls recommend sumthing

Also I'm writing this at one in the morning so I have no thinking process