Texting; Ethan Cutkosky

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Daniella: haaay wuttt r yew doin!?

Ethan: about to throw a dictionary at your face

Daniella:  you wouldn't

Ethan: you sure?

Daniella: then I'll throw you a book about manners, since you clearly don't have any :))

Ethan: well YOU clearly don't either 🙎‍♂️

Daniella: I'm the nicest asshole you'll ever meet 👸🏻

Ethan: y do I even still talk to you?

Daniella: lolololol bc I'm your bffl, duhhh

Ethan: about that...

Daniella: SHUT UP
Daniella: I finished shameless
Daniella: what do I do now?
Daniella: I won't get to see carl anymore :((

Ethan: you do realize that Carl is a fictional character
Ethan: that I play
Ethan: I never go away, you have the full package 😉

Daniella: if I'm gonna have cocky Ethan, then I'd like to return the package

Ethan: 😕😕 well bye

Daniella: I'm good at algebra. I could replace your X and you wouldn't figure out Y
Daniella: hahaha get your butt back here

Ethan: so what you're trying to say is that you wanna replace my ex
Ethan: by being my girlfriend
Ethan: I'm blushing ☺️

Daniella: bro issa pickup line not a proposal 🙎🏻

Ethan: bro issa joke

Daniella: bro I know

Ethan: bro then why did you take it up the 🍑

Daniella: bro bc you apparently take everything I say up the 🍑 too

Ethan: bro you need to chill

Daniella: and you need to stop calling me bro
Daniella: this is an argument isn't it?

Ethan: I don't even know, this all started with bro

Daniella: we should change bro into dude

Ethan: dude no

Daniella: dude yes

Ethan: dude I gotta go

Daniella: dude same, bye

Ethan: text you later dude

Daniella: okay dude later

A/n: what did you think of this chapter dudes?