Texting; Ethan Cutkosky

Nineteen

Daniella: I'm hungry :(

Ethan: make yourself some food

Daniella: I don't know how to cook :(

Ethan: you're joking
Ethan: not even spaghetti???

Daniella: because you'd like to meat my balls??
Daniella: HAHAHAHAHAH CLASSIC

Ethan: I thought you were a girl though 🤔

Daniella: annnnd you killed it
Daniella: way to go 👏

Ethan: why do I even talk to you?

Daniella: lololol cause I'm your girlfriend 😊

Ethan: then we should go on a date
Ethan: where do you live?

Daniella: in a house :)

Ethan: LA?

Daniella: No
Daniella: maybe

Ethan: text me your address and I'll go pick you up

Daniella: no can do Ethan boo

Ethan: and y not?

Daniella: my dad doesn't let me date yet
Daniella: which is stupid considering I'm like 17 now

Ethan: weren't you 16 when I first met you?

Daniella: there's this thing called a birthday 😀

Ethan: WHEN WAS IT?
Ethan: WHY DIDN'T YOU LET ME???

Daniella: MAY 28
Daniella: you were in camp soooo

Ethan: so we can't go out? :(

Daniella: unless you're my dad than nahhh
Daniella: sorry :(

Ethan: I can be your daddy ;)

Daniella: I think tfff nooot
Daniella: nice try 😙

Ethan: but you're my girlfriend

Daniella: and you're my boo
Daniella: shit my dad wants to check my phone, I'll text you later xxx

Ethan: later babe xxx

5 minutes later

Daniella: hello son

Ethan: hey mami ;)

Daniella: this is Daniella's father, Thomas.

Ethan: hey
Ethan: would you do me the honor of letting my girlfriend and I go out for a movie?

Daniella: absolutely not! Stay away from my daughter please for she is way too young to be with someone who calls her "mami"

Ethan: ha
Ethan: wired she must be our daughter considering she calls me daddy too spooky idc if I die good night!

Daniella: EXCUSE ME

Ethan: you should probably feed your daughter some food bc she has been starving.
Ethan: but I mean I can always feed her
Ethan: if you know what I mean ;)

Daniella: I have had enough of you. Quit texting my daughter.

Ethan: tell her I'll pick her up tomorrow @8:00

10 minutes later

Daniella: I'll be ready by 7:30, see you tomorrow Ethan boo 😚
Daniella: oh and unless you put a ring on this finger, you won't feed me baby xxx