Texting; Ethan Cutkosky

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Unknown number: Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them.

(760)456-2367: Who is this?

Unknown number: Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.

(760)456-2367: You're making me wanna change my number. Listen here buddy, you got the wrong number.

Unknown number: If we were both squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

(760)456-2367: I'm a dude

Unknown number: I'm a girl:)

(760)456-2367: oh, what are you doing?

Unknown number: Laying in bed

(760)456-2367: Mmm...Just laying in bed?...nothing else?

Unknown number: I'm eating cereal

(760)456-2367: Haha nice. What would you do if I was in bed next to you?

Unknown number: eat my cereal

(760)456-2367: Lol I mean if the cereal wasn't there

Unknown number: then I'd get out of bed and go get cereal

(760)456-2367: What's up with you and cereal?

Unknown number: what's up with you and being a perv?

(760)456-2367: what? You started this!

Unknown number: ya but I wasn't being a perv was I?

(760)456-2367: you kinda were, you said you see yourself in my pants.

Unknown number: 💩 fair enough, gotta Zayn

(760)456-2367: gotta what the fuck now?

A/n: if y'all watch shameless, you know who this book is about 😛 #newbook