Harry Potter One Shots~Completed

Stripper Outfit• Fred

As I turned the corner in a sprint I looked back to see only one Weasley following. I turned back but only to be collied face first into the other Weasley twin. "Y/N." George started as I tried to get away before Fred caught me. "Stop struggling and listen" "No let me go" As I said the last word I heard Fred's screams getting closer.

"GEORGE MOVE!" I yelled and punched him but it didn't work at all. Just then Ronald turned the corner(probably looking for hermione), he distracted George (by asking where she was) and I was able to continue escaping Fred. I made a mental note to thank Ron later.

I continued running to the Gryffindors common room, spoke the password and ran to the girls dorm room." Now what did you do Y/N?" Hermione looked up from her book to notice me. "What- noththing Hermione" "Really? Who are you running from?" "Fred" "why" "Pranks" My best friend sighed and placed her book down "What did you do this time?" "Erm. He may or may not. Currently. Be wearing a strippers outfit. And he may or may not only be able to talk in song lyrics. And. They are Muggle song lyrics" We both started laughing "OK. I need to see this! Let me grab the boys quickly."

So we went to the boys dorm and told them about the show that was about to start and somehow, Harry got popcorn and got ready to watch. "Harry" "Yeah Seamus" "Can I have some?" "Of?" "That popcorn?" "Get your own." "But. Harry. You have it there." "I don't care get your own popcorn" "I want your popcorn" "Get your own." " no" "Harry give him the fucking popcorn" Hermione ended the whole thing on popcorn and then Fred walking in.

"Y/N" Why does George have to speak?! "What Twin 2" "okay. Why am I twin 2 and fix Fred" "Why should I? " "You pranked him. You fix it" "It was meant for Malfoy! And. To be honest. Fred looks great!" As soon as I said that Fred started to run to me. I didn't notice so I was tackled to the ground by a Weasley stripper.

>>>>>>>Time skip brought to you by Fred's stripper outfit <<<<<<<<<<<<<<

TWO WEEKS LATER

I was going to the libary with Hermione when Fred pulled me into an empty classroom. "What now Weasley?" "Why have you been avoiding me?" Ok. Well since the whole stripper thing two weeks ago I kinda distanced myself form him and George. What?! It was arkward! "Why does it bother you?" "That isn't important here." "It is that is the reason I am here right now." His grip on me tightened and his head rested on my shoulder. "Please just tell me." "Well I have been getting a lot of essays and-" "Don't lie. I've seen you- not in a creepy way but, I have seen you at the black lake and Hogsmead." "Can't I relax now?!" "Ok so why stop talking to me and George?" "Because you two just bring trouble with you." "But you love us" "No I love you!" I covered my mouth with my hand, stopping myself from speaking anymore. Fred just looked at me. "Do you mean that Y/N?" I just nodded in response hoping he would let me go.

He never did.