Harry Potter One Shots~Completed

Damn Twin•George

Requested by BandLover562 hope this fits. Thanks for requesting!
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Author talking to audience. (This does break the fourth wall)

'George and I had just hit our 5th anniversary so we decided to have some. *ahem* fun. Under the influence of alcohol. Okay I'm not sure if this is convincing. Fine. We did it sober. And if you don't know what 'it' means, your too good, pure and innocent to be on this website/app.

So basically if you don't know what it means leave now.

Go!

SEAN!

SUSAN!

BARABARA!

CHARLIE!

Okay all the 12 year olds gone?
No?
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Okay so George and I fucked. No, I'm not giving you the details. (I feel a 12 year old still reading. Sorry guys) and Fred has kinda been prank in George and teasing him so, we are gonna get him back.

And that's why I'm writing in this book. Because I'm documenting our relationship.'

"Y/N? You done in that book yet? I need your help" my boyfriend whined "That's what he said" I smirked and walked over to him "not with that god" he smirked. "Just help me set this up" I sat next to him "and this is?" "The prank. So he will switch voices with whoever he walks in with. I hope it's a first year really." I laugh "that's the best you can do Georgie?" He smiles at me.

Timeskip

Fred walks through the door, just behind a female first year. I feel bad for her. George throws the powder ball and it hits them.

"George? What was th- WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY VOICE?!" "Please can you be more careful next ti- M-m-my voice?" ..

Timeskip

Fred had finally gotten his voice back, the twins were joking around when I entered the common room "hiya" I say, sitting next to my boyfriend.

The worst thing about him is is Damn Twin always getting in the way.