Everything Wrong With: Disney Movies

Frozen

*these are based off of memory*

Everything Wrong With: Frozen

...Spoilers...

...Duh...

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1.) The movie is only three seconds in and they're already turning it into The Lion King

2.) Why are they having a little boy break up ice? I understand that Kristof enjoys it, but why is no one helping him? Then they almost leave him behind at the end of their work day! What is wrong with them?

3.) Where are the guards in the castle? Are there any guards watching over these children?!? There were like 50 guards horribly guarding a crown in Tangled. Why are there none guarding royal children? There should be at least two guards out their door. Is there no parental supervision in this movie???

4.) Oh, yeah. Let's just tell the ten year old she'll cause mass destruction and horror when she's older. And let's also not tell her the only way to control her powers is through love. There's no way that will scar her for life...

5.) Grandfather Troll reveals the entire story plot

6.) so... Did that troll pretty much kidnap Kristof? Or did Kristof run away since he didn't oblige? Does no one miss him? The only time parents seem to care about their children in this movie is when they're seriously injured.

7.) Why does the king and queen limit Anna from the outside world? Why ruin her life? If you wanted to keep Elsa's powers a secret, then keep her in her room and put a guard out her door

8.) The king and queen just fired 97% of their employees and left them jobless. Welcome to America.

9.) We saw Anna as a child, teen, and young adult knocking on Elsa's door, asking if she wanted to build a snowman. So... did Anna knock every time it snowed? If that's true and I were Elsa, I would have ended up freezing her heart sooner... just saying.

10.) Wonderful. Two more characters I can add to the list of the dead. We don't even know how many other people were on that ship! There could have been a hundred serving men and woman. Maybe even children with those workers! I'm making this equal two sins for that... (+2)

11.) We've past 10 sins and we aren't even twenty minutes into the movie... I blame Steven Moffat.

12.) Elsa doesn't even come out for her parents funeral. Come on, girl. Really? You should be there. You're next in line for the throne. You should be showing these people that you can be strong in situations like these.

13.) So within those three years between the parents' death and Elsa's coronation, who's running the kingdom?

14.) Not only did Anna eat some of the food meant for the guest during "For the First Time in Forever", she also ruined the cake. Is there still no one looking over these princesses?!? Also, what happened to limiting the staff? I'm adding on a sin for that (+2)

15.) How did Hans bump his horse into Anna? Don't tell me it was part of his evil plan, because he didn't know Anna was a princess of the current kingdom he was in, until she said so. Was he just strolling along towards the docks? 'Cause if that's the case, he would have rode his horse into the water. Don't text and ride, kids. It's very dangerous.

16.) The Duke of Weaseltown (Westelton!) reveals his evil plot cliché

17.) When they go into the coronation scene, there are people in red clothing singing above them. How did they get up there?! It's obvious that it's a very slim area to stand since the wall is directly behind them. And there's no door or staircase leading down! The only explanation would that either: One, the formed a human ladder, or Two, Elsa created the same ice staircase she will make later in the movie, and everyone went up that way, not second guessing it.