Everything Wrong With: Disney Movies

Wall•E

Everything Wrong With: Wall•E

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1.) So the USA president issued a decree that stated every human must leave planet Earth to do a 'clean up'? And why does everyone else go along with it too? If I were the Chinese, or Russians, or British, I would be saying 'Screw you' and bombing the US! And I live in the US.

2.) I'm just gonna blame Steven Moffat for the Earth Clean Up going wrong... even though he'd be dead by the time that decree is made...

3.) Wall•E is the only functioning robot left? How did he survive? Okay, I know he has that weird hide out in a bigger version of himself to protect him from sand storms, but did no one else think that a good idea as well? Conclusion: robots are idiots.

4.) Was he watching that film on a VHS tape? Are we seriously going to be using VHS tapes 700 years into the future? That's a shame.... and worth an extra sin (+2)

5.) How did that little plant survive? It was inside a dark fridge with no water. That plant pretty much slapped Mother Nature in the face and said,"Not today b****!"

6.) If the robots are trying to prevent the humans from returning to Earth (on good intentions, I should add), then why do they keep sending Eve robots down to look for plants? That would prevent the plot from happening and stop the issue all together.

7.) I'm surprised Wall•E isn't trying to rebuild the robots since he can easily fix himself. Am I wrong to think that he could have been the robot god if he rebuilt the entire Wall•E race?

8.) How is it thundering and lightning while he's caring for Eve? The Earth's atmosphere had deteriorated and it has become a dry, barren landscape with no water anywhere, therefore no clouds, and no water cycle.

9.) Wall•E must have found bionic replacement parts if he can hold onto that rocket ship as it leaves Earth's disappearing atmosphere.

10.) Robot security sucks

11.) The captain has complete control over what time of day everyone goes by and no one questions it or the fact that it's morning of the same day now. If I were those passengers, I would be pissed that I had to start over a Monday morning again.

12.) So over time, human bones have started to disappear because they're in space for 700 years. But the ship should have the right amount of gravity and oxygen/carbon dioxide ventilation that makes it similar to Earth so they all can survive. Then why are they suffering from bone loss if the ship supplies the same conditions on Earth?

13.) Does no one see Wall•E or his dirt trail throughout the beginning of him being on the ship? The only one who has is that little robot that's programmed to clean, and is now working his little robot butt off trying to clean up Wall•E's mess.

14.) What do these humans talk about all day? Clearly they're gossiping with their friends, and clearing they're both talking at the same time about different things. When Wall•E cuts off that one woman's connections, she looks around like she's never seen the ship before so we know they're always on their video screens. Is this really where our generation is headed? Thanks for the heads up, Disney.

15.) The captain is looking up everything he can about Earth. Did none of the robots teach anyone about where their ancestors came from? What are they teaching the fat little babies all day for the next 18 years of their life?

16.) Not only that, where are these babies coming from? I know how it works! But it's plain to see that no human looks at another human ever, unless it's on a video screen. Except for those two people Wall•E screws over. And when they ship goes chaotic and they land back at Earth- but you get my point. You, Wall•E, just earned an extra sin (+2)

17.) Wall•E and Eve have a better love connection than in Twilight. And they're robots. They aren't programmed to have feelings. That's saying something.

18.) There are giant Wall•E robots taking care of the garbage on the ship?! Why are the ones on Earth not functioning? Both don't get cared by humans. What's the difference?

19.) That little robot is still cleaning up Wall•E's mess.

20.) Am I supposed to really believe that Auto is a villain? He was doing his job: protect the human race until it was cleaned and ready to return. They got a message from their controller (the President) to not return under any circumstances, and that's what the robots are doing. It's not like they rebelled against the humans or anything along those apocalyptical lines. They were given orders, with good intentions, and followed it. End of story.

21.) How can Wall•E survive leaving Earth by hanging onto the railing of them ship, but he can't hold up that pod for the plant? That's just sad and pathetic.

22.) If I recall correctly, the only plant left on Earth was the one that brought the humans back. And if there is also a lack of water like I mentioned before, there is no way for more plants to grow. So how is it that the Earth has maintained a breathable atmosphere? Science, Disney. Learn it.... And I'm also adding a sin (+2)

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Total sin count: 25

Punishment: Earth evacuation

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