°X•O•X•O° ||Homestuck One Shot/Drabble Series||

-> Author's Note <-

So I'm just like lounging around, listening to my sick playlist, and inspiration hits me like freakin' rain pouring down on me. I was like "I got to write this shit down" and we are here. I have no regrets.

==> Author: Wave at readers.

S'up fellow slaves to Homestuck. I bring you my lovey dovey, possibily shitty, oh-my-COD-am-I-blushing, holy-crap-I-wanna-marry-this-character, doki-doki-there-goes-my-kokoro, motherfurricking sugoi Homestuck "xoxo"-themed series.

==> Karkat: Stop her from going into a long-winded speech.

ENOUGH OF YOUR FUCKING MUSCLEBEAST-SHITTED TALK AND GET ON WITH IT. YOU SOUND LIKE MY FUCKING DANCESTOR.

==> Kankri: Scold Karkat.

Karkat, I th9ught I t9ld y9u t9 refrain such triggering language--

NO PLEASE. HAVE MERCY.

--n9t t9 menti9n interrupting s9me9ne. I sh9uld give y9u a less9n 9n manners.

NOOOOOOO

==> Reader: Move on by beginning to read.