Friend: What are you doing?
Me: *sighs* Reading.
Friend: What're you reading?
Me: *slams books shut and glares* Twilight.
Friend: Again?
Me:...
Me:...
Me:...
Me: *says in a scary, agitated, voice* Yes again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because.
Friend: AWE YOU MISS JACOB!
Me:...
Me: YOU SHALL DIE! I'M TEAM EDWARD YOU LITTLE-
Friend: •.3.•
Me: I ship Jike.
Friend: Who's Jike...?
Me: YOU KNOW NOTHING!!! JACOB X MIKE= JIKE!!!
Friend: -_- You have no life, my friend.
Me: No, no I don't and I'm proud of it.
YOU ARE READING
My life.
AléatoireMy life in a nutshell, and If you're a girl, maybe your life too. Also hilarious... I AM A PHSYCO!
