So...

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Boobs: So... yeah. This bra is never going to fit.
Me: SHUT IT.
Boobs: Ow, please stop it. Ow.
Me: Fit, FIT, FIT!
Boobs: NO!
Me: WE HAVE NO OTHER CHOICES!
Boobs: There is one...
Me: NO!
Boobs: The legends tell of a device, an extremely painful device.
Me: NUH-UH. NO WAY.
Boobs: SPORTS BRA!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOO!

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