After a guy friend of mine leaves...
Mom: So, ya like (Insert Name), eh?
Me: Uhm, yeah.
Mom: OMG YOU WILL HAVE ADORABLE CHILDREN WHO WILL BE YOUNG FOREVER IM MAKING YOU GET MARRIED-
Me: *clamps hand over mouth
Me: AS A FRIEND CREEP!
Mom: Oh...
Mom: WHOOPS.
Me: UGH. I'm going to bed.
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RandomMy life in a nutshell, and If you're a girl, maybe your life too. Also hilarious... I AM A PHSYCO!
