Me: I don't even like dresses, and this is adorable.
Legs: IT FITS!
Torso: IT FITS!
Arms: IT FITS!
Boobs: This dress literally zips up to us. Then we block this zipper from finishing its set route.
Me: I HATE YOU, BOOBS!

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Dresses
Me: I don't even like dresses, and this is adorable.
Legs: IT FITS!
Torso: IT FITS!
Arms: IT FITS!
Boobs: This dress literally zips up to us. Then we block this zipper from finishing its set route.
Me: I HATE YOU, BOOBS!