Lesbian One Shots

Plagues (Lady Sif x Darcy)

"You do not look like you are having fun." Sif said and Darcy looked up at the warrior currently dressed in normal clothing. "I thought Sir Stark said that his parties were a plague of fun, infecting everyone."

"I guess, there's a different plague infecting me." Darcy said and Sif frowned. "I swear it isn't a death one, but it makes me want to die."

"That is no way to live, we must find a cure for your plague." Sif said and Darcy pointed at her beer. "Alcohol can cure your plague?"

"Not cure, but make it feel a bit better." Darcy said and Sif took a drink from her glass and looked around the room. Natasha and Maria were taking body shots off of each other near the bar which was an odd thing in itself Sif had learned, Tony and Bruce were dancing to a song about never giving up, even Steve and Bucky were letting loose.

"Where is Thor?" Sif asked and Darcy pointed towards the closed door which Jane had went into at least 20 minutes ago. "Ah, I had been warned not to open any closed doors."

"That's a good idea sister." Darcy said and Sif looked at her confused. "It's an Earth term."

"How is your plague?" Sif asked and Darcy shrugged. "You never did reveal it."

"Love." Darcy said and Sif nodded. "It's stupid, I shouldn't bother you with it."

"I know the hardships of love. My heart belongs to a woman here on Midguard." Sif said and Darcy immediately thought of Jane. She snapped out of it whenever Sif grabbed her face and kissed her. "Perhaps this may help you get over the plague of love?"

"I think you found the fucking cure." Darcy said and Sif laughed at the unnecessary use of curse words. "We should date."

"Indeed we should." Sif said kissing Darcy again and pausing whenever she heard an applause.

"Fucking finally!" Jane yelled hugging Darcy.

"About damn time." Fury said and Darcy blushed red and for a second she thought she saw a hint of a blush on her warrior princess queen girlfriend.