*back at hospital*
Nurse- "Ok Kuzco, you've got a clean health record, so you are free to go. Just sign this paper, and don't forget the crutches while your legs heal for one week. KMS University said it's fine if you start classes now."
Kuzco- "Boom baby! I'm leaving this horrid place. Now to go find Malina."
Kuzco runs to the dorm
Kuzco - "malina....Malina let me in. It's me Kuzco."
*Opens door*
Kuzco- "oh."
Kuzco walks in
Kuzco- "Blood. There are blood splatters"."
Kuzco finds muddy footprints.
Kuzco- "Follow the footprints. Wow.
*follows footprints*
Kuzco- "Great, lucky me, they ended."
Kuzco- "Where am I, anyways."
Kuzco- "HELP. I"M LOST."
Harold- "Hello happy lost camper."
Kuzco- "Who the heck are you."
Harold- "I am Harold. I can help."
Harold- "Wait. I want to show you this picture of my son on my phone. Oh, and there's his son. Oh, and this is me on a slide. And me in a locker. This is me fighting Darth Vader in an attic. Oh, and me playing tennis."
Kuzco- "Stop. Hold it there. How is the most amazing emperor in the world getting help from an...egg! Bye."
Harold- "And I'm not an egg, I'm a happy egg. I'm shipshape and ready to help."
Kuzco- "And I'm not an emperor. I'm a fabulous emperor. I. Don't. Care.. Bye egg peasant.
Harold- "No. Don't leave. I love strangers. They love me.".
Kuzco- "That doesn't seem safe. Stranger danger. Play dead. No touchy. Goodbye.
Kuzco- "Wait. Do you know where Malina is?"
Harold- "Why do you need a Malina? I say we go buy her a weiner dog and then brutally make her fail everything."
Kuzco- "You can't do that! . Anyways, WHERE IS MALINA."
Harold. "In a hole in the ground."
Kuzco- "What?! Where?
Harold- "WOOOOOO." *disappears.*
Kuzco*sarcastically*- "In a hole. Got it."
*Music plays as Kuzco yells for Malina and wanders around*
YOU ARE READING
Kuzco Series//Season Two//
Fanfictionagain. written by abigail cole, edited by me. just doing this so google doesn't keep crashing.
