Kronk- "Uh...really....What if me and Yzma move in with you and help you out."
Yzma- "That's so stupid. You sound like some idiotic TV show."
Kronk singing- "Whatever happened to predictability, the milkman, the paperboy evening TV."
Yzma- "Exactly. We are not moving in here. Besides, it's Kuzco's mansion forever."
Kuzco- "Right."
Kronk- "DO you need help or not?
Kuzco- "Why don't you just leave me alone for a while. I'm great on my own. So, to clear things up...no."
Yzma- "But you and your family will be helpless without us."
Kuzco- "It's my house, and and I say leave."
He shews them away with a broom
Kronk- "ouch."
Noise- "moo"
*Kuzco slams the door*
Juanita- "Let's discuss our positive memories and Malina's strong feminine impact on our lives to physically slow down your brain's anger hormones."
Kuzco-(clueless) "WHAT?"
Juanita- "Let's TALK about how much WE LIKED Malina because it's scientifically proven that people are much more likely to be evil forever after a death of a loved one."
Kuzco- "I don't wanna talk about it."
Kuzco- *mumbling* "Just when I stopped caring only about myself."
Kuzco- "Wait? Why did I start caring for other people? What did she do to me?"
Kuzco - "I've just gone how many hours without eating? I need food.
Kuzco- "Wait how many hours?" *looks at Apple Watch* "It's 10. Juanita go to bed. Tuck Juan in too."
Juanita- "Ok. I was getting concerned with you talking to yourself. Kiss me goodnight in precisely five minutes"
Kuzco- "No problem"
*Flops on sofa and watches TV*
Juanita yelling- 'Kiss me goodnight!"
Kuzco hobbles to Juanita, stamps her, and sprints back to his spot.
Juan crying
Kuzco focuses on TV
Kuzco- *sighs* "This is gonna be a long night."
*The next day
Yzma sneaks in Kuzco's house with Kronk following, singing an awkward theme music
Yzma- *whispering* "shut up
Kronk- "darn"
Yzma sees Kuzco sleeping and kidnaps the sleeping Juan next to him. Kronk goes upstairs and kidnaps Juanita sleeping.
Kuzco- "Where are you, Juan. Juanita. Oh no."
Kronk running around with a bag- "Uh, I don't know. I have no idea.
Kuzco- "OK, strong, trustworthy man. Who invited you here?
Kronk- "God."
Kuzco- "Woah. I never thought I would ever see someone from somebody else's religious beliefs. How wacky."
Kronk- "WHAT? I need to go."
Kuzco- "Yeah, I should probably find my children, but...I'd rather sleep late.
*Kronk leaves with bag*
*Kronk and Yzma in some lair*
Kronk- "So, why did we kidnap these kids?"
Yzma- "It was your plan ya weirdo."
Kronk- "OH yeah...we needed to protect the kids.
Yzma- "Kuzco is just gonna get worse and worse now that Malina's not here."
Kronk- "Worse?"
Yzma- "Yeah. Every hour he gets more self-centered. Every hour new laws brutally murder innocent people. Pretty soon he'll kill half the world and rule us with angry and oppression."
Kronk- "and how...do you know that?'
Yzma- "I'm a supervillain. I know the leading causes of evil. Kuzco shows a 98% chance of becoming an evil king. Then his kids will be evil too."
Kronk- "Wait...If you're evil...isn't this a good thing?"
Yzma- "NO no no no no. Kuzco is gonna try to kill me. He will, and I know it. We've got the kids, so they can't kill us. Now we need to be sure Kuzco doesn't become evil."
Kronk - "Great. How."
Yzma- 'Let's call him over later, and talk to him."
Kronk- "Ok. But it's three, so good night."
*Kronk leaves, Yzma looks somewhat excited in a creepy way.*
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Kuzco Series//Season Two//
Fanfictionagain. written by abigail cole, edited by me. just doing this so google doesn't keep crashing.
