One selfishly hot afternoon on the distant planet of Earth, a rather largishly small goat was to busy for us talk about him. That is why we are discussing that crime of the bleeding warthogs. Not Really.
Billy the corn keeper was shopping at the Fat Sean Artistic Cuisine Place of Worship to play with his sister Connoy who is under restraining order from all people. That is why she is in the place she is in for no one dares to visit this place. This isn't their story either but a collection of random tidbits.
Here we go.
Shunned by there intolerable act of snacking on gas station urinal cakes the bootyclapping association of Nigeria is gathering at the Ringo Bay stadium in North Korea were they are welcomed by Kim Jong Un. Upon arriving in the private jet sent for them they gather there supplies. Today will be a big day for BAN they are being accepted in a new division of the Korean Army.
Five large tree biscuits were arrested last year for two unconnected murders. One took place under the bleachers of a Miami Dolphins football game. These tree biscuits were stowaways on a cruise ship from Acapulco. The biscuits decappitated a grandmother who was lost and wandered under there where the tree biscuits were having a initiation for a new member. This is a secret ritual that nobody has witnessed that is alive. The next murder was in a Texas steak house over a poker game. The tree biscuits were accused of cheating and they didn't want to loose this one. In the pot there was $0.10. They quickly stabbed their opponent and left the premises before they were later picked up by the police. They havn't escaped yet but never say never.
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Random Tidbits
Short StoryThis story is not quite finished and I will probably add to this for a long time. I have invented a new form of writing called tidbitting. NEW PART.
