Recently on the planet of Spurgule-Snaarl a baby was born. This baby is normal in every way except for the fact that it has the habit of being defiant and out of control. The baby's mother has called Earth and asked for 'The Total Transformation Program'. The planet Earth is backed up on orders from so many people. It is the year 3089 and currently 'The Total Transformation Program' is Earth's second largest export (First is Pre-Packaged Eggplant Parms). The baby's mother is currently 28,907th in line and she is expected to have her program in two years. Her other child, Barley already has the program and he is on his track to be a manageable, mellow child. She hopes until her baby gets his program, Barley improvements will rub off on the baby.
Currently the baby is refusing to eat or let mom change his diaper.
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Short StoryThis story is not quite finished and I will probably add to this for a long time. I have invented a new form of writing called tidbitting. NEW PART.
