Every time Sally Rothnax turns around her XL Wallaby named Bruce Springsteen farts in her face upon being looked at. He is easily annoyed and any glances upon him will cause him to excrete methane gas. For six years Bruce has followed Sally around and for six years Sally has smelled like Wallaby Fart. Today will be the end of all this. She has decided to enroll Bruce into the Catholic Wallaby School of Catholic Wallabies. Tommorow will be the start of a new age where Sally can hold down a job and make money for her new obbsession: troubled elephants hopefully they won't fart as much. Note: she is buying them from the Farting Elephants Sanctuary. :(
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Short StoryThis story is not quite finished and I will probably add to this for a long time. I have invented a new form of writing called tidbitting. NEW PART.
