Sander sides one-shots

What the Hell? Pt.8

A/N: requested by sesamestreethooker

Today was not at all what anxiety expected it to be, somehow monsters of the dream space managed to escape into the mindspace or in other words. Thomas was having a lucid dream.
Morality and Logic were near the rooms, Mor was using a revolver and shooting any monster possible, Logic was using a bow and shooting three arrows at a time, Prince and Anx were in the commons trying to ward off the demons.
Prince yelled at Anx,
"A little help?!"
Anx was summoning throwing knife after throwing knife, impaling monsters on his way to Prince.
Prince was using his Samurai sword and was cutting down monsters with ease but now the monsters were poring out of the door to the dreamscape and he was getting overwhelmed by monsters, Anx yelled,
"I'm on my way, ho-"
He was cut off by a monster who pushed him onto the ground, in an attempt to protect his face he fell on all fours and then he started to change, his face elongated. His skin turned the color of the nights sky and his body started to grow, when he was finished changing he was a black stallion and he ran to Prince, knocking down monsters in his path and appeared at Prince's side, he whined and tilted his head as if to say
"Get on!"
Anxiety summoned a sattle and he magicked it on himself to save Prince the trouble and time.
Prince leaped on the horse and his samurai sword turned into a Calvary saber, he swept his sword, cutting down five or more monsters at a time. They made their way to the doors but they weren't getting there fast enough, Prince called to Anx,
"Can you go a bit faster?"
Prince didn't want to kick Anx to make him speed up, he knows that if he did Anx would have red marks all over his torso when he turned back.
Anx did as he was asked and he sped to the door, they caught glimpses of Mor and Logiv but they looked like they were holding their own, the door was now in sight and Anxiety put on a burst of speed.
The monsters were getting more and more dense and Prince had just enough room to swing his sword around. They made it to the door but there was a monster five times larger than the others blocking their path. Anx opened his mouth and a column of flame shot out, disintegrating the monster, Prince looked at Anx and smiled,
"An Augean horse, nice."
Anxiety snorted and Prince used the flat of his sword to close the door, he breathed a sigh of relief, then he remembered the hundreds of monsters that were still in the mindspace. He heard morality yell,
"We need some help over here!"
Anxiety shot towards the sound of Morality's voice and burning everything in his path. They found logic backed in a corner now fighting with his bow that had blades on the sides, Morality was trying to fight monsters 4 feet away from him with a long range weapon, he turned his revolver into an AK-47 and a bayonet appeared at the end and he started to stab the monsters that were in his path.
Anxiety finally came to a halt, breathing heavily and then snorted, smoke was encircling him. Prince slid off his back and turned to Anx,
"Thanks for back there."
Anxiety whined and turned back to normal, he summoned a few throwing knifes and ignored their major purpose, he stabbed monster after monster and they slowly started to gain control of the battle
*time skip brought to you by fighting scenes are hard to write*
Logic shot the last monster and the traits collapsed onto the floor. Anxiety shifted into a chinchilla and promptly fell asleep.
The rest of the Traits followed suit but not before moving Anx and themselves to the couch and they all crashed from exhaustion.
The Personalitys were woken up from their slumber from Thomas summoning them.
Thomas looked at the traits and frowned.
"I have no idea why but I woke up with major shoulder pains, red marks on my right inner forearm and calloused hands, does anyone have an explanation?"
Anxiety the chinchilla turned back to normal and asked Thomas,
"What hurts the most?"
"My shoulder."
The Traits turned to morality shrugged,
"The recoil on the revolver starts to hurt after a few dozen shots."
Thomas's eyes turned to the size of dinner plates,
"You can shoot a gun?!"
Logic grimaced,
"He has an entire room for target practice and it's right next to my room."
Prince looked 100% done with the Personality,
"You are in that room as often as he is!"
"Arrows aren't as loud as bullets!"
Anx mumbled,
"Nor are knifes, can we move on? Y'all are giving me a headache."
The traits stopped bickering and Thomas looked like someone told him the meaning of life.
"How? I don't know how to use any form of weapon?!"
This lead to a two hour discussion about how the traits can learn something that Thomas isn't knowledgeable of.

A/N: this was wayyyyy longer than intended, I lost track of time and this took 40 min. If y'all haven't pet a chinchilla they are extremely soft and really cute.