I woke up. This was going to be the best day ever! I got dressed in a Bob The Builder blazer, which for some reason is moist, with some blue pajama pants, I know it's a little much but I wanted to impress Carl.
We're meeting at the park at 11:00 A.M. Well not exactly meeting, he said he's interviewing the street vendors there, so I'm stalking him, but it's basically the same thing. I look over at the clock 10:34. The park is 12 minutes away, so I decide to make some toast while I wait. I'm upset because my toast is moist.
My wife comes down the stairs and asks what I'm doing in my most formal clothes. I make up some excuse that I have an emergency bug convention to go to. She wants to come so I tell her it's for pest control specialists only.
I say I have to leave so I grab my moist keys and get in the moist car. It was raining last night, so today the air is thicc, moist, and sticky. I get to the park, but I can't seem to find Carl. The ground is moist. I look all over for him but I can't find him.
There he is! I wonder how he'll react when he sees me. He looks moist for some reason.
Oh no. I see her now.
Lolz thanks for reading. Why is this my most popular story based on chapters? Like what am I doing with my life? Hope everyone has a moist day! Byeeeee- Paige
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