My wife was so angry at me. I knew on the car ride back home I was finna getta whoopin' when we got home. So instead of going home, I took my phone and opened the car door on the freeway then rolled out like they do in those videos that try to stop kidnappings. Amy screamed as I fell out, "F@@K YOU BOB!!!! I NEVER F@@KING LOVED YOU!!!! GET F@@KED!!!!"
"OauCh" I said out loud.
What's that? OMGGGGGGGG IT'S STAN FROM DOG WITH A BLOG!!! I HAVE TO GET A PICTURE WITH HIM.
After my little "detour" with Stan ;) (What I don't have a wife anymore so why does it matter?), I called the number Carl gave me to get the address of the CNN HQ. Then I decided to call a cab. The cab took me to the bus and the bus took me to the train. Soon enough, I was at CNN HQ, where my future hubby Carl was.
I walked right into his office while they were filming an episode of "CNN 10", immediately he grabbed me by the face and kissed me passionately. In-between kisses, he told the producers not to cut it out, and that everyone deserved to see his love for me. I was touched, but Amy was going to be furious.
"I'm so glad you're back Bob."
"Me. Too."
heyo im back
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Bob Duncan's only hope- Bob Duncan X Carl Azuz
FanfictionBob Duncan is depressed, then he meets Carl Azuz, a CNN news anchor. Carl changes his life. Bob wants nothing to do his wife anymore, but she won't get a divorce. What will Bob do?
