Norway: Where's Sealand?



Denmark: What would you say if I lost him?



Norway: YOU LOST HIM!?!?!?! Finland's gonna be pissed!



Denmark: It's a long story! T-There was a dog and I... well... um...



Norway: You got distracted.... by a DOG!?!?!?!



Denmark: It was a Great Dane!



Norway:....



Denmark:.....



(Later...)



Iceland: Where's Denmark?



Norway: I lost him... *sips tea like a classy motherfuker*

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