America: *is eating cake*



England: I thought you were going on a diet?



America: It's my cheat day... *still eats cake*



England: I thought yesterday was your cheat day?



America: Oh, yesterday was the day the day I cheated on you but today is my cheat day on food



England: Hmmmmmm........... wait, WHAT?!

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