"Crap.. I always get really antisocial with these kinds of things.. Um, well, obviously this is my voicemail. Yeah, I guess you should leave, um, leave me a message? Yeah, okay.
Danny come on! Stop being so Charlie from Perks of Being a Wallflower and just say leave me a message without saying um or well every five words!
Fine! LeavemeamessagebecausePoppyisoverlydemandinganddoesntletmebebye."
BEEP.
"I know I probably sound super clingy, but I'm you're best friend so I'm entitled to say whatever I want. Are you ignoring me? I mean, if you want to stop talking to me, just say it. Bye, I love you."
Call Ended.