"Crap.. I always get really antisocial with these kinds of things.. Um, well, obviously this is my voicemail. Yeah, I guess you should leave, um, leave me a message? Yeah, okay.
Danny come on! Stop being so Charlie from Perks of Being a Wallflower and just say leave me a message without saying um or well every five words!
Fine! LeavemeamessagebecausePoppyisoverlydemandinganddoesntletmebebye."
BEEP.
"Danny, what the hell. If you hadn't paid your bill or something it wouldn't still have your voicemail. Stop ignoring me, or be a man and tell me that you don't want to talk anymore. Love you, bye."
* * *
From: Danny, To: Poppy - You sound so convicted when you say you love me.
From: Poppy, To: Danny - Because I don't even know if I should say it anymore with you being persistently absent from my calls.
From: Danny, To: Poppy - Maybe I've been busy.
From: Poppy, To: Danny - Then how are you making time for me now.
From: Danny, To: Poppy - You're sounding like the clingy girlfriend.
From: Poppy, To: Danny - Clingy girl friend. Girl-space-friend. I'd never date you.
From: Danny, To: Poppy - I second that. You're absolutely obsessed with me.
Message read at 10:59 p.m.
From: Danny, To: Poppy - I was only kidding.
Message read at 11:02 p.m.
From: Danny, To: Poppy - Fine, be like that. Bye, and don't call me.
Message read at 11:05 p.m.
